oh no... he knows too much... this calls for drastic measures. i must ensure no one can speak of this.
access Illuminati Mind Server! activate identity heathcliff!
Triangle Thought System Overseer: //heirarchy//access//change//.... admin level access requested.... //overide system overlay//open file source//proceed//....
Triangle Thought System Overseer: ... admin level access given to
empty memory reserves of user DERPLINGSUPREME!
Triangle Thought System Overseer: ... Done ...
January 28, 2015 9 p.m.
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #3
No! not yet! I can fix this! pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
January 28, 2015 9:21 p.m.
hold ereasure command
Triangle Thought System Overseer: //command process: halt current operation//
how would you fix this? do you know how to give bread to the poor?
January 28, 2015 9:36 p.m.
... i see....
classify this page
release the hold on sir Derps Memory Reserves
Triangle Thought System Overseer:... Reserves Released...
you should have said something sooner DerplingSupreme or should i saysir deep purge Num L winki see youre still undercover for the thought purification wing of the order. in that case i will leave you to your duties. but beware. that was a close one. if you hadnt known the secret code your mind might have been ereased. just be careful. the order cant lose a mind like yours Sir Deep Purge Num L... i mean DERPLINGSUPREME.
January 28, 2015 10:57 p.m.
I feel like those comments contain too much top secret info to be accessible to the public.
Perhaps I should delete them.
Just to be safe.
January 28, 2015 11:22 p.m.
But TheHroth... There was an SAO reference in there. It was beautiful.
January 29, 2015 12:15 a.m.
sgt.zephyr says... #11
I think you forgot about the most important one: Spy Network!
June 6, 2015 1:11 p.m.
It still exists because why should I delete it?
It never mattered. Your second point is irrelevant.
June 6, 2015 6:18 p.m.
how dare you question the relevance of the illuminati!!! WE WILL SMITE T.... i mean... THEY WILL SMITE THEEEEEE!!!!
June 7, 2015 8:42 p.m.
like three times over.
that was a triangle reference in case you non-illuminati didnt get that.
i swear its funny to other illuminati.
June 7, 2015 9:39 p.m.
Dragonmaster has dragon in it.
Nicol Bolas is a dragon.
Nicol Bolas has three colours.
Blue is one of Nicol Bolas' colours.
Blue.
Blue has 4 letters.
Do you know what else has 4 letters?
That's right.
Harp.
Harp has 4 letters.
A harp is an instrument.
Instruments make music.
Music has 5 letters.
5 + 4 = 9.
The_Dragonmaster has 15 letters.
15 - 9 = 6.
The_Dragonmaster has 2 words.
6 / 2 = 3.
Red.
Red has three letters.
Red is one of Nicol Bolas' colours.
Do you know what else has three letters?
Who cares.
Triangles have three sides.
The Illuminati symbol is a triangle.
The_Dragonmaster IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
July 28, 2015 5:35 p.m.
The_Dragonmaster says... #21
Wow I couldn't do that kinda thing if my life depended on it. You sir, have my vote.
July 28, 2015 7:34 p.m.
hold up your middle, ring and pinke fingers and put your thumb and index finger together to make an O with them. them turn your hand upside down. it spells 9-11. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!
DERPLINGSUPREME says... #1
....you're.......um.........you're a thought......? :p
January 28, 2015 8:19 p.m.