I'm But a Simple Farmer, Burning Everything Down!

Casual* BRG (Jund) Casual Ramp Theme/Gimmick

TheGentlemann

Land (20)

• 2x Evolving Wilds
• 2x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 7x Forest
• 2x Mountain
• 4x Swamp
• 2x Twilight Mire
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Artifact (4)

• 2x Adventuring Gear
• 2x Crucible of Worlds

Creature (15)

• 3x Filth
• 2x Orcish Farmer
• 4x Orcish Lumberjack
• 3x Ravenous Tyrannosaurus
• 1x Ruric Thar, the Unbowed
• 2x Warthog

Instant (6)

• 3x Entomb
• 3x Fatal Push

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Braid of Fire
• 2x Contaminated Ground
• 4x Unholy Strength

Sorcery (7)

• 2x Gaea's Bounty
• 3x Life from the Loam
• 2x Nighthaze

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Sideboard

Enchantment (4)

• 2x Exploration
• 2x Fastbond

Instant (2)

• 2x Manamorphose

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How would I describe myself? Mean, Green and need to chop down trees!

Rough Plan

I have no idea how this would actually play out, basic design is to use the Orcish Lumberjack to generate mana by spam destroying forests which can then be conveniently returned with Crucible of Worlds (by the way this will also trigger Fatal Push!), red mana is produced this way as well as the few red lands there are and Braid of Fire which is just a dumb card. Then swampwalk begins with either using Orcish Farmer as a temporary swamp producer (he can also be used by you if you are swamp starved) or by using Evil Presence and Contaminated Ground to enchant lands, then Entomb your Filth so all your creatures get swampwalk, then equip/enchant the heck out of them (all of the equipment and enchants are under {3} so you can use Orcish Lumberjack's ability still) and voila!

Is this dumb?

Yes this is utterly stupid with the only theme being: "How can I make these ordinary-ass orcs bad-asses?"

Why on this Earth would I pay $300+ for a bunch of orcs?

I dunno, why not? Also you kinda need Twilight Mire and Fire-Lit Thicket in there and, defiantly Crucible of Worlds. Sorry!

ANY AND ALL HELP WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED!

Date added	7 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 16 - 4 Rares 8 - 2 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.30