I'm the Raid Boss

Commander / EDH Creatureless Multiplayer Stax WUB (Esper)

ZeldaThornley

Enchantment (24)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Boon Reflection
• 1x Celestial Convergence
• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Greed
• 1x Humility
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Pendrell Mists
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Solemnity
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Trouble in Pairs

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Damnation
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vanquish the Horde

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 5x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Obscura Storefront
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 10x Plains
• 1x Raffine's Tower
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Instant (13)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Inkshield
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Utter End

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Cosmos Elixir
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Statue
• 1x Isolation Cell
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Tempting Contract
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Venser's Journal
• 1x Ward of Bones
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

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Sideboard

Land (2)

• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Temple of Deceit

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Maybeboard

Enchantment (28)

• 1x AEther Barrier
• 1x Ashes of the Abhorrent
• 1x Back to Basics
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dismiss into Dream
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Dream Tides
• 1x Embargo
• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Greater Auramancy
• 1x Leyline of the Void
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Monologue Tax
• 1x Overburden
• 1x Painful Quandary
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Reverence
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x Telepathy
• 1x Test of Endurance
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Web of Inertia

Instant (21)

• 1x Absorb
• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Despark
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Final Showdown
• 1x Forsake the Worldly
• 1x Fracture
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x No More Lies
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Silence
• 1x Stinging Study
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Surge of Salvation
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Three Steps Ahead
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Void Rend

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Dovin, Hand of Control
• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Sivitri, Dragon Master
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler

Sorcery (17)

• 1x Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Damn
• 1x Death Grasp
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Razaketh's Rite
• 1x Revival / Revenge
• 1x Rout
• 1x Rush of Dread
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Windfall
• 1x Wrath of God

Artifact (16)

• 1x Amulet of Safekeeping
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Archaeomancer's Map
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Darksteel Reactor
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Mindlock Orb
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Tsabo's Web

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No creatures, only tutors, moats, kills, counters and tons and tons of board wipes, and so help me god if you cast the commander I'll exile you myself. Cards are chosen to be equal, not targeting any specific opponent. Land-stax were removed as well as many creature stax staples that would be unfun and uninteractive (Pendrell Mists can be paid off, Overburdern is cheap and pays a much steeper cost than spent mana.) Other players should be fighting you. Not your creatures, not your board, but you the player.

Date added	5 months
Last updated	5 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 1 Rares 16 - 1 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.76
Tokens	Inkling 2/1 WB, Treasure
Folders	0 Theme Decks