It Burns When He Pees

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (5)

• 1x Fanatic of Mogis
• 1x Fortune Thief
• 1x Knollspine Dragon
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Platinum Angel

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Chandra, the Firebrand
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant

Land (36)

• 1x Barbarian Ring
• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Crystal Vein
• 1x Dwarven Ruins
• 1x Flamekin Village
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Glacial Chasm
• 1x Great Furnace
• 24x Mountain
• 1x Sandstone Needle
• 1x Shivan Gorge
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Burning Earth
• 1x Dictate of the Twin Gods
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Pyrostatic Pillar
• 1x Repercussion
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex

Artifact (24)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Fire Diamond
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Psychogenic Probe
• 1x Pyromancer's Goggles
• 1x Ruby Medallion
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Umbral Mantle
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (12)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Char
• 1x Comet Storm
• 1x Fault Line
• 1x Fork
• 1x Lightning Bolt
• 1x Magma Jet
• 1x Overblaze
• 1x Price of Progress
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Sudden Shock
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Acidic Soil
• 1x Banefire
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chain Lightning
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Fiery Confluence
• 1x Flame Rift
• 1x Molten Disaster
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Rift Bolt
• 1x Tormenting Voice

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Bogardan Hellkite
• 1x Fire Servant
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Spellshock

Artifact (3)

• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Gilded Lotus

Instant (3)

• 1x Desperate Ritual
• 1x Pyretic Ritual
• 1x Seething Song

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Breaking Point
• 1x Ruination

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Burn deck. Initially the idea was to build a Jaya Ballard pile, but I think Hidetsugu actually has a chance to win the game if able to activate one or more times. Burning three players out from 20 or below is actually not that tall of an order given high mana production and damage from fetches, tutors, and creatures.

Ideal situations include a hasted Hidetsugu in the early turns of the game, with a lifelink equipment on him. Doming everybody for approximately 20 and gaining 60ish life is pretty good-- and also sets up the possibility of more than one activation per turn, bringing everyone into firing range for Price of Progress + fork cards.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 31 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	102
Avg. CMC	3.14
Tokens	Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Morph 2/2 C