Jalira yer a Drunk

Commander / EDH*

SnappleCaster

Instant (26)

• 1x Abstruse Interference
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Capsize
• 1x Cerulean Wisps
• 1x Chain Stasis
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Disallow
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Dream's Grip
• 1x Geist Snatch
• 1x High Tide
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Psychic Spiral
• 1x Quicken
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Stroke of Genius
• 1x Tidal Bore
• 1x Triton Tactics
• 1x Twiddle
• 1x Vault Skyward

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Relearn
• 1x Rise from the Tides

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Telepath Unbound  ^Flip

Artifact (22)

• 1x Chronatog Totem
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Corrupted Grafstone
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Flayer Husk
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Glaring Spotlight
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Nuisance Engine
• 1x Servo Schematic
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Trading Post

Land (36)

• 1x Faerie Conclave
• 1x Foundry of the Consuls
• 30x Island
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 1x Springjack Pasture

Commander (1)

Creature (10)

• 1x Ambassador Laquatus
• 1x Azure Mage
• 1x Baral, Chief of Compliance
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Hope of Ghirapur
• 1x Kefnet the Mindful
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
• 1x Meloku the Clouded Mirror
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Talrand, Sky Summoner

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Efficient Construction
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Homarid Spawning Bed
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Retreat to Coralhelm
• 1x Skywise Teachings
• 1x Sphinx's Tutelage
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Training Grounds

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Artifact (4)

• 1x Khalni Gem
• 1x Mortarpod
• 1x Puppet Strings
• 1x Sickleslicer

Creature (2)

• 1x Kami of the Crescent Moon
• 1x Thada Adel, Acquisitor

Instant (4)

• 1x Crypsis
• 1x Jace's Scrutiny
• 1x Psychic Puppetry
• 1x Refocus

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Metallurgic Summonings

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Hidden Strings
• 1x Ojutai's Summons
• 1x Press for Answers

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Jalira, the big bad creature deck! Sac a lil un, then turn over a fatty and-

...wait, Jalira, what are you doing? Jalira... Jalira?
Jalira takes a swig
Jalira combos out

Hello! I am SnappleCaster, and I like EDH.
Jalira, Master Polymorphist is a green card that allows you to...
right. It's blue. WTF. Anyway, it lets you pseudo-cycle through you deck and play non-legendary creatures for 3 mana and a tap. As a commander, Jalira has a lot of potential to pump out big creatures, but this deck is not concentrated on playing big creatures. Jalira yer a Drunk is a combo focused deck that runs only 3 non-legendary creatures.

If you are looking to play big creatures early game, this is the wrong deck!! This deck is for counter play and smashing your opponent's pride to pieces.

Let's go over the non-legendary creatures in the deck (AKA the creatures that Jalira retrieves):

• Palinchron
• Deadeye Navigator
• Azure Mage

Aight, it's real simple. Use drunken Jilara's activated ability to get all three of these on the battlefield. It should be easy, because they are the only three cards she can find. You have to make it easy for drunk people.

Once all these are out, you have infinite mana and can draw your whole deck. yay.

After all that drawing, play Mind Over Matter. Then, when you run out of cards, play Psychic Spiral, and then play Relearn to get Psychic Spiral back. Then maybe just repeat that until everyone except you is dead. You don't even need Mind over Matter, but hey, it's cool having cool cards, right?

A special thanks to Atleon, who helped me a great deal with brainstorming. We made a complicated deck, and then figured out it didn't have to be so.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	107
Avg. CMC	2.54
Tokens	1/1 U Creature Camarid, Ape 3/3 G, Djinn Monk 2/2 U, Drake 2/2 U, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Emblem Jace, Vryn's Prodigy, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Goat 0/1 W, Illusion 1/1 U w/ Flying, Manifest 2/2 C, Myr 1/1 C, 0/1 C Artifact Creature Pest, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Servo 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 U, Thopter 1/1 C, Zombie 2/2 B