Jhoira and her Big Fat Fatties

Commander / EDH Budget UR (Izzet)

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Creature (36)

• 1x Aeon Chronicler
• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Archetype of Aggression
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Bane of Bala Ged
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Colossal Whale
• 1x Dack's Duplicate
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Detritivore
• 1x Dominus of Fealty
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Jhoira's Timebug
• 1x Keranos, God of Storms
• 1x Kira, Great Glass-Spinner
• 1x Lorthos, the Tidemaker
• 1x Magmatic Force
• 1x Mindwrack Liege
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Niv-Mizzet, Dracogenius
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Quicksilver Gargantuan
• 1x Rift Elemental
• 1x Shivan Sand-Mage
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Sphinx of Uthuun
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Tromokratis
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher
• 1x Void Winnower

Land (37)

• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Highland Lake
• 15x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 15x Mountain
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Swiftwater Cliffs

Instant (9)

• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Fury Charm
• 1x Gather Specimens
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Opportunity
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Dismiss into Dream
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Parallel Thoughts
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Take Possession
• 1x Thought Reflection

Commander (1)

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Beacon of Tomorrows
• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Insurrection
• 1x Manifold Insights
• 1x Overflowing Insight
• 1x Plea for Power
• 1x Time Stretch
• 1x Ugin's Insight

Artifact (2)

• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

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Sideboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Shattering Pulse

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x Hypnotic Siren
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Wall of Frost

Artifact (1)

• 1x Crawlspace

Instant (3)

• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Spin into Myth

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Illusory Gains
• 1x Training Grounds

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Enter the Infinite
• 1x Telemin Performance

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So, here's Jhoira. Jhoira likes big, splashy effects on the battlefield, and she doesn't care who knows about it. The gameplan is simple: play the biggest, most obnoxious, most mana-intensive cards for just 2 measly mana. The only catch is that it takes 4 turns to pop out, and everyone else will have plenty of time to prepare for what's coming/develop hatred towards you. This tends to put a large target on yourself, which means a lot of the time you just have to hope that you don't die before any of your awesome stuff starts to impact the board. So, any suggestions that can help me survive the early game would be greatly appreciated. Preferably budget options, if possible.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	5.60
Tokens	Boar 2/2 G
Folders	Time bend