This is an abomination. Take my upvote ;)

OH MY GOD. This is legit so fucking cool. Take a +1.......

I think without doubt that there is a real deck here too with modifications. This is cool and I'm going to start brainstorming how to turn this into a real deck.

The real deck idea is close to this:

Cheerio, Govna!

Commander / EDH* IAmTheWraith

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I mean, if you're picking cards with uselessness as a factor I'm surprised you don't run Zuran Orb.

Also, while I appreciate you being open and sharing your inner satanic tendencies with us here on tappedout, I beg of you to please, never, and I mean NEVER! sit down across from me with this deck.

After reading about this, I'm goind to find out who specifically designed the new Joihra and send them about 50 copies of Swan Song in the mail. I figure they'll get the message.

Zuran Orb is in the list...

But in all seriousness though, Krark-Clan Ironworks would be a nice addition to this deck. True, it is 4 cmc, but theres much value to be had.

Your medical disclaimer has won you an upvote. I couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes. Good job sir

why not artifact lands?

Excellent writeup, well done.

Any alternative suggestions for Candelabra, for those of us on a budget?

Artifact lands don't trigger Jhoria, but its a good thought. (Jhoria says whenever you cast an artifact).

The doctor will see you know.

Thank you all for the comments/upvotes! I'm glad my mad genius is not going under-appreciated.

Few notes:

Shane.Allen yeah there are a bunch of competitive Jhoira list going around. It's a legit deck. But non can claim the land-less turn 0 combo as I can.

TheRedGoat I will find you, where ever you are, and play this deck against you, and with God's help win turn 0 ;)

ThePixelKings see your doctor if the laughing continues or becomes painful.

Agent_Fire Artifact lands don't count as a cast trigger, the lack of which would halt the combo. As noted in the description you could thoeretically add exactly one land and be okay, but going land-less seems more bad ass.

Rhadamanthus dropping the Candles would be a huge blow to the bling factor, but any 1 cost artifact would fit fine. I suggest Sai of the Shinobi because Sai are very cool.

chadsansing ahh ye of little faith ;)

I have no intention of molding this into a "real" deck. Others may do that... but I am content for this to serve as a theoretical example of the power of the Magic gods.

Thanks all for the comments. Truly appreciate it.

Amen!

Highly impossible, but amen xD

This deck is fuckin rad!! +10