Inspired by the deck created by Jonathan Suarez on Commander Vs

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Hi, it's Karn from Accounting. The writers asked me to share some of my favorite cat jokes with you guys. Sure, they taunt me by giving away more than a million cat treats every week, and mock my cat-themed band by requesting Firesong and Sunspeaker songs at my shows, knowing full well that it's compltely impossible to do a cat soundboard solo for that long. But jokes on them, I need the cat treats for all the kittens roaming around the planes! Anyway, get ready to laugh because here we go: Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. Duh! Ok, here's another: What is a cat’s way of keeping law & order? Claw Enforcement. And this one: How many cats can you put into an empty box? Trick Question! Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty. Ha... Ha... Ha... I really am the best. Alright fine, I'll stop and move on to the fine print: One discount per planeswalker. This offer cannot be combined with a Planes Manufacturer coupon. All discounts are only good when paying with Mana Wallet, PayPlanes, or your mana pool. You must be a Junk Diver member to use the discount (signing up is easier than dividing fractions with different denominators). Finally, the discount expires during the next Mending at 11:59 UPST (Universal Plane Standard Time). And now if you'll excuse me, I have a kitten to caress, sure it looks like a box but there's a kitten inside there!


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Revision 8 See all

(4 years ago)

+1 Dockside Extortionist main
+1 Urza, Lord High Artificerfoil main
Date added 6 years
Last updated 4 years
Legality

This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

11 - 0 Mythic Rares

36 - 0 Rares

25 - 0 Uncommons

14 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.47
Tokens Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Servo 1/1 C, Treasure
Folders EDH Decks for TTS!
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