Jhoira's Infinite Junkyard

Commander / EDH Affinity Artifact Combo Competitive Storm UR (Izzet)

meatsmith

Artifacts (24)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Briber's Purse
• 1x Claws of Gix
• 1x Cloud Key
• 1x Dark Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Relic
• 1x Delif's Cone
• 1x Fountain of Youth
• 1x Gustha's Scepter
• 1x Herbal Poultice
• 1x Icy Manipulator
• 1x Jeweled Amulet
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Orochi Hatchery
• 1x Paradox Engine
• 1x Sapphire Medallion
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Shield Sphere
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Voltaic Key
• 1x Welding Jar
• 1x Zuran Orb

Utility (6)

• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Karn's Temporal Sundering
• 1x Mana Severance
• 1x Paradoxical Outcome
• 1x Rebuild
• 1x Retract

Creatures (2)

• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Laboratory Maniac

Rocks (18)

• 1x Astral Cornucopia
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Everflowing Chalice
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lion's Eye Diamond
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Lands (23)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 8x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Remote Isle
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Steam Vents

Counters (5)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Deprive
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Swan Song

Commander (1)

Artifact Creatures (10)

• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Metalworker
• 1x Myr Enforcer
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Phyrexian Marauder
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Shifting Wall
• 1x Walking Ballista

Equipment (7)

• 1x Accorder's Shield
• 1x Bone Saw
• 1x Cathar's Shield
• 1x Kite Shield
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Sigil of Distinction
• 1x Spidersilk Net

Cantrips (2)

• 1x Impulse
• 1x Ponder

Tutors (2)

• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Mystical Tutor

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Another booooooring Jhoira stormy eggs Aetherflux Reservoir deck. Which is not "storm". i don't care what you say, because it's fake news, and i will slit your face.

This deck is basically a R/U mirror of my Sram deck. same mechanics, except for the stupid equipment limitation. At least that deck was obscure enough to fake people out with it looking like a Voltron deck, and not a "splode-everyone's-face" deck, which wasn't that popular until recently.

This deck is extremely popular, and that sucks because it makes the deck easier to find solutions to. not that a well-placed Merciless Eviction wouldn't all be f**kin' up my Hanukkah.

But it still sucks, and i cannot wait for other people to lose interest in Jhoira.

Cutting a few of the cards because of a lack of supply, the deck still does well and Jhoira comes out quick. Earliest so far is a turn 3.

It does need a bit more consistency, though. Usually a turn 4 to 6 win, which is still great, but completely unacceptable for competitive.

Some common plays:

Chrome Mox + nothing :

Even if it isn't making mana, it is still a 0cmc artifact, and triggers Jhoira.

Astral Cornucopia :

Again; just a 0cmc with no real intention of it being a rock unless you are desperate or want to "win more". Which is just fine. i am okay with rubbing people's faces in the dirt when one has a chance to do so.

Aetherflux Reservoir + Paradox Engine + Paradoxical Outcome :

You instantly win, unless someone has a hand filled with counterspells and they hit you in the head with a hammer causing you to forget that your deck has them, too.

Dualcaster Mage + Karn's Temporal Sundering + infinite mana:

A bouncy castle of infinite fun. i won't take the time to describe this.

meh. i am tired of listing this shit. it's pretty damned obvious: play Jhoira, play a bunch of shit artifacts, get the powerup, save the princess, and win the game. not hard: a lemur could pilot this deck and probably still win.

that doesn't say much about me, but oh well. I was stupid enough to build it and play it. Maybe i would do better in a game like Clash Royale.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Key combos	Aetherflux Reservoir + Paradox Engine + Paradoxical Outcome Dualcaster Mage + Karn's Temporal Sundering
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 30 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.39
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Snake 1/1 G, Thopter 1/1 C
Based on	Junkyard Jhoira meatsmith EDH