Another booooooring Jhoira stormy eggs Aetherflux Reservoir deck. Which is not "storm". i don't care what you say, because it's fake news, and i will slit your face.

This deck is basically a R/U mirror of my Sram deck. same mechanics, except for the stupid equipment limitation. At least that deck was obscure enough to fake people out with it looking like a Voltron deck, and not a "splode-everyone's-face" deck, which wasn't that popular until recently.

This deck is extremely popular, and that sucks because it makes the deck easier to find solutions to. not that a well-placed Merciless Eviction wouldn't all be f**kin' up my Hanukkah.

But it still sucks, and i cannot wait for other people to lose interest in Jhoira.

Cutting a few of the cards because of a lack of supply, the deck still does well and Jhoira comes out quick. Earliest so far is a turn 3.

It does need a bit more consistency, though. Usually a turn 4 to 6 win, which is still great, but completely unacceptable for competitive.

Some common plays:

Chrome Mox + nothing :

Even if it isn't making mana, it is still a 0cmc artifact, and triggers Jhoira.

Astral Cornucopia :

Again; just a 0cmc with no real intention of it being a rock unless you are desperate or want to "win more". Which is just fine. i am okay with rubbing people's faces in the dirt when one has a chance to do so.

Aetherflux Reservoir + Paradox Engine + Paradoxical Outcome :

You instantly win, unless someone has a hand filled with counterspells and they hit you in the head with a hammer causing you to forget that your deck has them, too.

Dualcaster Mage + Karn's Temporal Sundering + infinite mana:

A bouncy castle of infinite fun. i won't take the time to describe this.

meh. i am tired of listing this shit. it's pretty damned obvious: play Jhoira, play a bunch of shit artifacts, get the powerup, save the princess, and win the game. not hard: a lemur could pilot this deck and probably still win.

that doesn't say much about me, but oh well. I was stupid enough to build it and play it. Maybe i would do better in a game like Clash Royale.

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Casual

97% Competitive

Date added 6 years
Last updated 6 years
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This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 0 Rares

30 - 0 Uncommons

18 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 1.39
Tokens Bird 2/2 U, Snake 1/1 G, Thopter 1/1 C
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