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Welcome to my home, Command Tower. A place of beauty, yes, but also one steeped in adventure and intrigue. I see you’ve come to examine my treasures, my collection; each piece a testament to the journey that brought it here. Nevertheless, let me warn you, this isn’t a display for just anyone. It requires... a certain finesse, shall we say?

Let's begin with the heart of this collection: Lara Croft, Tomb Raider. Yes, that’s me. I suppose you could say I’ve been fortunate to travel the world, facing many challenges along the way. It’s not always about strength, though; it’s about perseverance, resourcefulness, and the ability to lead when needed. It may seem grand, but really, it's just a part of who I am; someone who does what’s necessary with whatever tools are at hand.

We begin the journey with a touch of Exploration of course. A quick jaunt to the Misty Rainforest or Volcanic Island, where the lush terrain or fiery reaches bring me the resources I need. Birds of Paradise fluttering about, my most trusted allies in the wilds. The early stages of any great quest are about understanding your surroundings, which is why I always favor a Rhystic Study. Knowledge is, after all, a treasure of its own.

I’m no stranger to navigating difficult terrain, you know. It’s something I’ve grown accustomed to over the years. That’s why I venture through places like the Cavern of Souls and Gemstone Caverns; each one offering its own set of challenges and hidden rewards. Furthermore, speaking of treasures, some of my most prized acquisitions come from... more personal places. A few relics from my father’s collection, like Mox Amber and Mox Opal. These aren’t mere trinkets; they’re pieces of history, tokens from deeper chambers and forgotten vaults. And then there are the treasures from my travels: Sensei's Divining Top and Umezawa's Jitte, collected from far-off lands off the coast of Nippon. Each item holds its own story, a whisper of the places and times I’ve explored.

Elegance is paramount, of course. And in the world of intrigue, one must always stay ahead. Enter Mana Drain; a subtle yet potent piece to ensure my advantage. And sometimes, when a quick getaway is necessary like the Mists of Lorien I simply Slip Out the Back.

Much like a well-constructed trap, this kit operates with an intricate set of tools. Cyclonic Rift and weaponized taboos like Blasphemous Act? Oh, they’re merely precautionary; essential for clearing away obstacles that stand in my way. After all, I’ve never been one to let interference go unchecked.

But of course, not everything requires sheer force. I have a few tricks up my sleeve, ones that rely on finesse and timing. Take Fierce Guardianship or Windfall, for instance. Subtle. Ingenious. These little wonders allow me to steer the course of events with grace, maintaining the upper hand without resorting to brutish tactics. After all, one must always keep the tone... civilized.

And when things escalate, as they sometimes do, I’m no stranger to stronger measures. Anger of the Gods; the occasional tempest, best unleashed when it’s time to eradicate the vermin. But let’s keep that between us. Not every battle requires such a heavy hand. There are always smaller tools to be employed: Vandalblast and an opportune strike, if necessary.

As for my methods... I have quite the range at my disposal. I do enjoy the elegance of Akimbo, but there are moments when I must return to the classics: a finely drawn bow, such as my Bow of Nylea, or the piercing precision of a spear like Shadowspear. You might say I’ve had the privilege of learning the art of archery from none other than Rhianna Pratchett, with Camilla Luddington as my companion. A fitting circle of teachers, wouldn't you agree?

Now, the remainder of this setup? It’s all about ensuring I have the upper hand. When it’s time to claim treasure, nothing is more important than getting in and out swiftly. A Snap or Suspend is just the ticket for solving problems that arise too late in the game.

If necessary, I have the ultimate tool for control: Mindslaver. A most potent artifact that puts all power in my hands, enabling me to command the actions of others. Best to stay clear of it, for its effects are most dangerous when wielded against those who guard treasure... and perhaps even mercenaries who dare get in my way. When things get dire, I trust in the lady of the lake, Emry, Lurker of the Loch or perhaps a quick visit to the Academy Ruins to rearm, whichever is nearer. Oh, and I wouldn’t be quite as effective without a reliable Goblin Welder; a bit of coin for his time, and he’s always ready to craft a solution.

If that does not work, well the tried and true guns blazing with some good old fashioned Aggravated Assault. My guns make sure I strike fast, often first because of my natural ‘first-strike’ and ability to engage flying opponents with some lead stitching. If I can acquire the death touch keyword, such as I have with my Bow of Nylea when I charge the enemy, I can lay waste to several enemies in one strafe. I make sure to bring The Reaver Cleaver or Sword of Feast and Famine to keep the assault going until the targets are filled with daylight. I might also use some tricks I learned to gain Legolas's Quick Reflexes so that as I strafe back and forth I can pick off even more targets than usual and become very hard for others to use cover and pin me down at all.

As for my assets, well, I trust you’ll recognise the worth of treasures like The One Ring. It bears a striking resemblance to the Ring of Gyges, doesn't it? I came across it from a friend who once lent me his princely Mithril Coat, which fits quite snugly. Oddly, though, I seem to misplace them both rather often; yet, curiously, they always seem to find their way back to me."

If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll see the purpose of all this: control, elegance, and, when necessary, sheer force. I trust you’ve enjoyed the tour, but I do believe it’s time for you to move on.

Haven’t you seen enough? The sound of a gunshot echoes...

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Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

14 - 5 Mythic Rares

74 - 9 Rares

7 - 1 Uncommons

2 - 1 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 2.33
Tokens Bird 2/2 U, City's Blessing, Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Elk 3/3 G, Emblem Dack Fayden, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Food, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure
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