John Wayne Bobbitt (Suicide White)

Pauper Aggro Combo Mono-White Pauper Theme/Gimmick Weenie

Gattison

Creature (22)

• 4x Desperate Sentry
• 4x Doomed Traveler
• 2x Hunted Witness
• 4x Martyr of Dusk
• 4x Ninth Bridge Patrol
• 4x Unruly Mob

Instant (12)

• 4x Gods Willing
• 4x Raise the Alarm
• 4x Shelter

Sorcery (5)

• 2x Angelic Purge
• 3x Sworn Companions

Land (19)

• 16x Plains
• 3x Secluded Steppe

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Fanatical Devotion

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Pauper Mono-White Weenies...
Mono- Weenies + Unruly Mob = Suicide White

Grow an extra weenie... and sacrifice it for stardom.

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Make weenies and be reckless with them. You want them to die so that Unruly Mob and Ninth Bridge Patrol get bigger, and then you slap some "Protection from [color]" on 'em and beat face.

• Doomed Traveler, Martyr of Dusk and Desperate Sentry are all meant to die. But that's okay, because they replace themselves with more creatures.
• Next, you've got good ol' Raise the Alarm and the newish Sworn Companions, both of which provide two bodies at once. Save Raise the Alarm for combat tricks on your opponent's turn, otherwise just make bodies and swing wildly.
• I'm hoping that being very aggressive with all the weenies this deck generates will provide enough opportunities for my creatures to die so that the main creatures, Unruly Mob and Ninth Bridge Patrol, get triggered a lot. If not, I'll be looking into more reliable ways to kill my own creatures in (pauper) mono-white.
• As a backup, I stuck two copies of Angelic Purge into the deck to serve as removal and death-triggers.
• In addition to that, there's also a couple Fanatical Devotions to help create sacrifice opportunities and protect your important creatures.
• Once the main creatures start getting bigger, give them protection from whatever color your opponent is using with Gods Willing, Shelter and a couple Benevolent Bodyguards. Then swing without fear of being blocked, meanwhile start using your weenies either as chump-blockers, or as additional pressure when attacking--whichever you can get away with without dying.
• Not much going on here for draw-power. I've got Shelter and a few copies of Secluded Steppe, and hopefully I don't need any more....

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Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Pauper legal.
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.02
Tokens	Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Vampire 1/1 W
Folders	The Pauper Project, Want