welcome to the factory life

Commander / EDH* BRG (Jund) Stax

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Creature (35)

• 1x Army Ants
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Defiler of Souls
• 1x Demon of Wailing Agonies
• 1x Disciple of Bolas
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fell Shepherd
• 1x Gleancrawler
• 1x Glissa, the Traitor *oversized*
• 1x Goblin Sharpshooter
• 1x Hooded Hydra
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
• 1x Kothophed, Soul Hoarder
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Kresh the Bloodbraided
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Master of the Wild Hunt
• 1x Meren of Clan Nel Toth
• 1x Mogg War Marshal
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Obsidian Fireheart
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Pharika, God of Affliction
• 1x Savra, Queen of the Golgari
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Siege-Gang Commander
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Symbiotic Wurm
• 1x Viridian Emissary

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Garruk, Primal Hunter
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Nissa, Worldwaker
• 1x Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath
• 1x Xenagos, the Reveler

Land (34)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crypt of Agadeem
• 4x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 4x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Foster
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Impatience
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rancor

Artifact (8)

• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Hammer of Purphoros
• 1x Jar of Eyeballs
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Smokestack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spine of Ish Sah
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Instant (3)

• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Shriveling Rot
• 1x Shunt

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Doomsday
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Infernal Offering
• 1x Mass Mutiny
• 1x Promise of Power

Commander (1)

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You were "inducted" (ie. Kidnapped) into the factory life from a young age, taught and raised in a sooty building. Making weapons of war, your bosses, a trio of psychotic goblins constantly demand you work faster.

The factory:

Smokestack: the workplace, on dangerous land. Is supposed to be demolished, but nuclear waste increases productivity, does it not?

The factory overseers:

Defiler of Souls: he cracks his bone whip, keeping the workers in line...often killing them in the process

Overseer of the Damned: if your workers die he makes sure that they keep working, why sacrifice productivity for the comforts of life?

Ob nixilis, unshackeld: if your workers try to find weapons for a strike, then ob nixilis will set them straight.

Sheoldred, the Whispering One: she makes sure that if a riot starts then it won't last long, and she can bring the workers back.

The workers:

Viridian Emissary: he helps you buy more land for more factories, which let's you pump out more products.

Symbiotic Wurm: the worker nobody messes with, but everybody likes best. His children come help work when he dies.

Army Ants: the kings when it comes to denying the competition resources.

Krenko, Mob Boss: has won employee of the month every year in a row, he just keeps bringing more and more workers to be stepped all over and exploited

Siege-Gang Commander: he helps us keep competition from spying, he just launches his wife and child at them.

Mogg War Marshal: brings both his wives to work, first when he clocks in and then when he clocks out...permanently

Solemn Simulacrum: when he clocks in he brings more land for more factories and when he dies he gets more resources for you.

Jade Mage: creates workers for you, and can be put to work in the factory

Elvish Mystic: he allows you to drop your overseers and more expensive workers down earlier

Deathrite Shaman: he recycles your waste for value

Ant Queen: she makes more workers for your factory, although she is more expensive

Birds of Paradise: more mana=more productivity= happier bosses= less deaths

Crypt Ghast: he doubles the efficiency of your lands to increase mana production

The doctors:

Fell Shepherd: although qualified as a docktor, he ends up dishing out more pain then he relieves

Gleancrawler: not actually qualified to be a doctor, but the thing brings your workers back, and he is decent himself. A win/win!

Sepulchral Primordial: he brings your workers back, and he converts the completions workers to your cause as well

The executive committee:

Xenagos, the Reveler: he brings workers who have experience, and he makes mana based on how much people/zombies/demons you have

Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath: he let's us bleed the populace dry and boost our work ethic, also brings along some extra overseers

Liliana Vess: makes competition get rid of resources and let's you search your company files

Garruk, Primal Hunter: he just keeps making workers for the workhorse

The disciplinary actions:

Manabarbs: keeps the competition from setting any game ending movements in motion

Impatience: penalize both the competition and your self for trying to refrain from the damage Manabarbs is causing

Date added	10 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 57 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.05
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Demon 5/5 B, Demon X/X B, Emblem Ob Nixilis of the Black Oath, Enchantment Golem 3/3 C, Enchantment Snake 1/1 BG, Experience Token, Goblin 1/1 R, Human 2/2 G, Insect 1/1 G, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Morph 2/2 C, Satyr 2/2 GR, Snake 1/1 G, Wolf 2/2 G, Wurm 6/6 G, Zombie 2/2 B