JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE

Commander / EDH Aggro Casual Creature Cheat Eldrazi Goodstuff

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Land (35)

• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Forest
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Golgari Guildgate
• 1x Gruul Guildgate
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Izzet Guildgate
• 1x Maze's End
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Selesnya Guildgate
• 1x Simic Guildgate
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Wooded Bastion

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh
• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
• 1x Sorin, Grim Nemesis

Creature (25)

• 1x Apex Devastator
• 1x Archetype of Endurance
• 1x Archfiend of Despair
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Emrakul, the Promised End
• 1x Esika, God of the Tree  ^Flip
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Hypnox
• 1x Imoti, Celebrant of Bounty
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jhoira of the Ghitu
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Maelstrom Wanderer
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Myojin of Night's Reach
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Void Winnower

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Brilliant Ultimatum
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Curse of the Cabal
• 1x Eerie Ultimatum
• 1x Emergent Ultimatum
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Genesis Ultimatum
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Primal Surge
• 1x Reshape the Earth
• 1x Ruinous Ultimatum
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Storm Herd

Commander (1)

Artifact (17)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Door to Nothingness
• 1x Fist of Suns
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Magic Mirror
• 1x Timesifter

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Eldrazi Conscription
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Overwhelming Splendor
• 1x Sunbird's Invocation
• 1x Warstorm Surge

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Maelstrom Archangel

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Maelstrom Nexus

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The Greatest Timmy-Enabler in EDH

MTG's premier one-pump-chump commander churns out a single massive spell each turn while loudly proclaiming to our opponents to...

✨ Taste the Rainbow✨

No really. That's it. Nothing new to see, just all your favorite shit. Assemble WUBRG and watch the discomfort grow.

While I love this deck as-is, suggestions are always welcome! Be sure to drop a like + comment below

Gameplan + Philosophy

"Don't find answers, make more questions"

This deck is a home for cards too big to fit in my other decks ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). As a slow but steady clock on each game it's in, tutors + combo spells were set aside for bigger and funnier bombs.

I try to win but that's not the goal of this deck.

With that being said, I personally don't enjoy 2+ hour games and sometimes wrap them up with Reshape the Earth + Maze's End. Less satisfying than swinging for 30 DMG + annihilator 12 with eldrazi titans, but I don't always want to durdle.

Bombs

With Goodstuff-Tribal, it's easier to point out overperformers and pet cards than it is to name each big-spell

Overperformers

Exceptional but potentially salt-inducing! I recommend gauging the group's blood pressure before using them against friends 😉

• Omniscience: The best card in the deck. You'll often win the turn you play it.
• Timesifter: Insurmountable advantage when left unanswered. I always ask the playgroup if they want to concede once this hits the board.
• Myojin of Night's Reach: Oppressive! Stalemate scenarios are Jodah-favored.

Fan Favorites

The silly highlights from this deck

• Door to Nothingness: Bad! But funny to save for a timely murder. If you're tired of winning, just target yourself :')
• Sorin, Grim Nemesis Listen for quiet gasps of anxiety as you reveal your topdeck!
• Curse of the Cabal Pro-Tip: Never play this card suspended
• Combustible Gearhulk No one dares challenge this but one fool occasionally volunteers to eat 20 damage
• Brilliant Ultimatum Between a rock and a hard place
• Emergent Ultimatum Between a rock and a hard place and another hard place
• Emrakul, the Promised End Key words: Promised End
• Eldrazi Conscription Thicc Jodah 🍑

Interaction/Disruption

Removal or discard engines

• Void Winnower: Unenjoyable, might remove
• Ruinous Ultimatum: 💥💥💥
• Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh
• Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Card Advantage

What better deck to play cards too awful to be put anywhere else?

• Nezahal, Primal Tide This card gets out of control pretty quickly
• The Magic Mirror: Slow and steady. A pet card of mine
• Sorin, Grim Nemesis Card draw + murder the table
• Twilight Prophet Card draw + murder the table + lifegain
• Mind Unbound: Worse version of The Magic Mirror

Enabling Jodah

A necessary (and often boring) evil to help our deck function

Ramp

If I didn't need these I'd leave them out. Less ramp = Bigger spells! ⁽ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ᵖˡᵃʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵗᶦᵐᵉˢ⁾

• Cultivate + Kodama's Reach: Helps smooth out land drops
• Farseek: Low CMC
• All 10 Signets: Synergy-lite with Nyxbloom Ancient + Mana Reflection
• Chromatic Lantern: Rainbow lands for my smooth brain
• Skyshroud Claim:
• Arcane Signet:

Protection

Not much to say, I wouldn't run these if I didn't have to.

• Archetype of Endurance
• Lightning Greaves + Swiftfoot Boots
• Avacyn, Angel of Hope

Backups

Alternate ways to win if Jodah gets lost

• Reshape the Earth
• Jhoira of the Ghitu: An alternative commander
• Fist of Suns: Jodah v2

Thank you for reading!

Top Ranked	Achieved #83 position overall 3 years ago Achieved #61 position in Commander / EDH 3 years ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Eldrazi 3 years ago Achieved #2 position in Commander / EDH Goodstuff 3 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	24 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	6.31
Tokens	City's Blessing, Elephant 3/3 G, Pegasus 1/1 W, Vampire Knight 1/1 B
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