JUNK in the TRUNK (Modern Abzan Doran)

Modern

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Creature (29)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 4x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 3x Noble Hierarch
• 4x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 4x Qasali Pridemage
• 4x Siege Rhino
• 2x Spellskite
• 3x Tarmogoyf
• 4x Treefolk Harbinger

Land (23)

• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Forest
• 3x Gavony Township
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 2x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Swamp
• 2x Temple Garden
• 2x Treetop Village
• 4x Verdant Catacombs
• 4x Windswept Heath

Instant (4)

• 4x Path to Exile

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Lingering Souls

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 3x Kor Firewalker
• 1x Spellskite

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Stony Silence

Instant (2)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Slaughter Pact

Sorcery (7)

• 3x Duress
• 4x Thoughtseize

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Maybeboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Disowned Ancestor

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I like big butts and I cannot lie
You spellslingers can't deny
When you play a Doran
After a Nyx-Fleece Ram
That Siege Rhino says "Damn,
I guess I suck
Because I die to a two-drops butt."
Deep into this deck I'm digging
My opponent sure is friggin'
Out! Looking at all these butts
And they know my deck is stuffed.
This meta tries to scorn me
But these butts give me victories.
Ooh, Spellskite-smooth-skin
Stealing those games from Splinter Twin
Well, 'scuse me, scuse me
Rip your hand apart with Thoughtseize.
See me attacking.
Your dome I'm thwacking.
Your head. You're dead.
You should play burn you so red.
I'm tired of strategies
That make netdecking a thing.
Take the average 'walker and ask him that
Build your own stack.
So, 'walkers (Yeah) 'walker (Yeah)
Has your junk deck got some trunk? (Hell yeah)
Then you gotta tap it (Tap it) Tap it (Tap it)
Tap that healthy junk
Doran got back!

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 4 Mythic Rares 32 - 5 Rares 18 - 3 Uncommons 4 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.11
Tokens	Spirit 1/1 W