Just kidding

Modern*

JK_28_02

Creature (11)

• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Elvish Impersonators
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Goblin Assassin
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Knight of the Hokey Pokey
• 1x Ladies' Knight
• 1x Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Squirrel Dealer
• 1x Stone-Cold Basilisk

Enchantment (7)

• 1x "Ach! Hans, Run!"
• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Charm School
• 1x Farewell to Arms
• 1x Loose Lips
• 1x Magic Word
• 1x Now I Know My ABC's

Instant (2)

• 1x Duh
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Rare-B-Gone

Artifact (7)

• 1x Chaos Orb
• 1x Fodder Cannon
• 1x Krark's Other Thumb
• 1x Krark's Thumb
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x Urza's Contact Lenses

Land (1)

• 1x City of Ass

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This deck is supposed to be a joke. I found out about all the joke cards in mtg and hat to build a deck that is probably bad but can create so much chaos.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 11 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	29
Avg. CMC	4.04
Tokens	Squirrel 1/1 G