Kaalia's Bounce House

Commander / EDH Angels Combo Competitive Creature Cheat Demons Dragons Infinite Combo Jank Land Destruction RBW (Mardu)

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Creature (26)

• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Ancient Gold Dragon
• 1x Angel of Despair
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Blast-Furnace Hellkite
• 1x Burning-Rune Demon
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hoarding Broodlord
• 1x Isshin, Two Heavens as One
• 1x Kaalia, Zenith Seeker
• 1x Liesa, Forgotten Archangel
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Rakdos, Lord of Riots
• 1x Rakdos, Patron of Chaos
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Serra's Emissary
• 1x Terror of the Peaks
• 1x Utvara Hellkite

Land (34)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Spectator Seating
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of Champions
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Price of Glory
• 1x Sneak Attack
• 1x Teleportation Circle

Artifact (17)

• 1x Amulet of Vigor
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Talisman of Conviction
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Whip of Erebos
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Instant (9)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Demonic Counsel
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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{R}{B}{W}

Welcome to the Bounce House!

{R}{B}{W}

Update: 1/13/2024 This deck is currently undergoing significant revision. Namely I've added more Talismans and Signets.

Have you ever been inside a Bounce House? Well, now's your chance, except it costs around $2.3k to play and only you're going to be having fun while you're there.

Welcome to one of the most hated decks I've ever built. It's been a decade-long labor of love, but this baby is almost done (till the next set).

Jerk Moves Show

Kaalia of the Vast + Master of Cruelties Oh c'mon. Don't pretend like you didn't know this combo was gonna be in here...

Cheating Out Stuff And Keeping It Show

Conjurer's Closet + Sneak Attack

Sneak Attack + Teleportation Circle

The Bounce House Show

Why I'm running Conjurer's Closet and Teleportation Circle is because if I somehow aquire someone else's creature, and then want to utilize it's ETB, The Closet guarantees I keep their creature, where as The TP Circle would return it to it's owner's battlefield, but since I'm running ETBs, I'll usually just want The TP Circle since I could target my Sol Ring or something to open up a little mana instead or turn Angel of Despair into an answer for any permanent I don't like. Rune-Scarred Demon to tutor up an answer to protect myself till my next turn.

Just beware that by bouncing The Demon and searching and then casually saying "Pass Turn", you just became Archenemy.

Alternatives when Kaalia isn't an option Show

Sneak Attack Well... I mean you've gotta do something with all that red in the deck. Might as well pump out a big creature for 1 {R} and then flicker the big bad you just dropped and keep it.

Honorable Mention

Quicksilver Amulet is great. I've taken it out of the deck but it's still near and dear to my heart and might someday make it back in.

Zirilan of the Claw has also been removed for the time being. I've taken a lot of dragons out of this, so it's lost it's utility, but there are a bunch of Elderly and Ancient Dragons I'm interested in getting, so we'll see a resurgence here soon enough.

Top Ranked	Achieved #3 position overall 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Angels 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Combo 1 year ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Competitive 1 year ago
Date added	10 years
Last updated	3 weeks
Key combos	Kaalia of the Vast + Master of Cruelties Conjurer's Closet + Sneak Attack Sneak Attack + Teleportation Circle
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	23 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.97
Tokens	Dragon 6/6 R, Elephant 3/3 G, Faerie Dragon 1/1 U, Treasure
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