Kaalia's Tears of Unfathomable Sadness

Commander / EDH Aggro Cruel Control Group Slug Land Destruction Multiplayer RBW (Mardu)

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Creature (30)

• 1x Admonition Angel
• 1x Akroma, Angel of Fury
• 1x Akroma, Angel of Wrath
• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Archangel Avacyn  ^Flip
• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Baneslayer Angel
• 1x Basandra, Battle Seraph
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^Meld
• 1x Dawnbreak Reclaimer
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Gisela, the Broken Blade  ^Meld
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Lord of the Void
• 1x Loyal Retainers
• 1x Master of Cruelties
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Ob Nixilis, Unshackled
• 1x Rakdos, Lord of Riots
• 1x Rakdos the Defiler
• 1x Reya Dawnbringer
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Twilight Shepherd

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Liliana, the Last Hope
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Nahiri, the Harbinger

Land (35)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fetid Heath
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Plains
• 1x Plateau
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Strip Mine
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Break Through the Line
• 1x Dragon Tempest
• 1x Phyrexian Arena

Artifact (10)

• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (3)

• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Painful Truths
• 1x Ravages of War
• 1x Razia's Purification
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Unburial Rites

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Rest in Peace

Artifact (1)

• 1x Conqueror's Flail

Instant (5)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Boil
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Terminate

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Boiling Seas
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Vindicate

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Aegis Angel
• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Olivia, Mobilized for War
• 1x Steel Hellkite

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Sneak Attack

Artifact (5)

• 1x Mimic Vat
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Cataclysm *list*
• 1x Steelshaper's Gift

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Do you enjoy bathing in the salty tears of your dearest friends and acquaintances?

Do you enjoy wiping entire board-states while preserving your own and rolling deep with the biggest and baddest Angels, Demons and Dragons around?

Do you enjoy trying to fend off an entire table in a ruthless 3v1 slugfest?

Then this is the deck for you.

This is a ruthless "fun" deck. That is, this is a deck about "me-time". It's not always about having the most efficient cards for every situation, but it's about having the most awesome card for every situation.

This is not a deck that worries about how much fun the rest of the table is having. Because we're going to have enough fun for everyone.

The Host of Hatred:

Once any from the host hit the field, hatred swells and tears immediately shed.

• Ionia, Shield of Imeria

• Sire Of Insanity

• Rakdos the Defiler

• Hellfire Tyrant

• Steel Hellkite

• Brisela, Voice of Nightmares

• Master of Cruelties

• Balefire Dragon

• Ob Nixilis, Unshackled + Maralen of the Mornsong

• Stranglehold + Maralen of the Mornsong

• Lord of the Void

The Symphony of Sadness:

(It should be obvious, but a quick note: With Kaalia, we don't need land. So our opponents obviously don't need land either.)

PICK AS MANY AS YOU LIKE

• Cataclysm

• Razia's Purification

• Armageddon

• Catastrophe

• Ravages of War

• Price of Glory

• Impending Disaster

• Jokulhaups + Avacyn, Angel of Hope / Archangel Avacyn   / Aegis Angel

No Mages, No Trickery!

• Grand Abolisher

• Conqueror's Flail

• Price of Glory

• Defense Grid

• Cavern of Souls

• Boseiju, Who Shelters All

• Mother of Runes

• Sword of Fire and Ice

• Sword of Feast and Famine

• Sneak Attack

• Boil

• Boil the Seas

"Fun Cards" You Can Cut but I Didn't:

Basandra, Battle Seraph

Cataclysm

Aegis Angel

Twilight Shepherd

Akroma, Angel of Wrath

Akroma, Angel of Fury

Reya Dawnbringer

Dawnbreak Reclaimer

Emeria Shepherd

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	28 - 3 Mythic Rares 51 - 7 Rares 13 - 3 Uncommons 2 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.22
Tokens	Emblem Liliana, the Last Hope, Morph 2/2 C, Zombie 2/2 B