Kalemne and her Buff Boys

Commander / EDH RW (Boros)

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Creature (25)

• 1x Anya, Merciless Angel
• 1x Archangel Avacyn *f-pre*  ^Flip
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Dream Pillager
• 1x Eternal Dragon
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Glorybringer
• 1x Hamletback Goliath
• 1x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 1x Herald of the Host
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Ingot Chewer
• 1x Jareth, Leonine Titan
• 1x Kalemne's Captain
• 1x Magmatic Force
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Nobilis of War
• 1x Oreskos Explorer
• 1x Rampaging Ferocidon
• 1x Sin Prodder
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Stoneshock Giant
• 1x Sublime Archangel
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Victory's Herald

Instant (10)

• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Crib Swap
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Fall of the Hammer
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Valorous Stance
• 1x Volcanic Upheaval
• 1x Wear / Tear

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient Amphitheater
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blasted Landscape
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Boros Guildgate
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desert of the Fervent
• 1x Desert of the True
• 1x Drifting Meadow
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 1x Forgotten Cave
• 1x Guildmages' Forum
• 1x Hanweir Battlements  ^Meld
• 1x Memorial to Glory
• 1x Memorial to War
• 7x Mountain
• 1x Opal Palace
• 8x Plains
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 1x Smoldering Crater
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Deafening Clarion
• 1x Earthquake
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 1x Khorvath's Fury
• 1x Profound Journey
• 1x Sweltering Suns

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Boros Cluestone
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Coldsteel Heart
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dowsing Dagger  ^Flip
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hero's Blade
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Prowler's Helm
• 1x Sunforger
• 1x Sword of the Animist
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Path of Mettle *f-pre*  ^Flip
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Warstorm Surge

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Creature (31)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Blinding Angel
• 1x Brion Stoutarm *oversized*
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Conduit of Ruin
• 1x Countryside Crusher
• 1x Deceiver of Form
• 1x Embermaw Hellion
• 1x Emeria Shepherd
• 1x Flamerush Rider
• 1x Glory
• 1x Invader Parasite
• 1x Iroas, God of Victory *list*
• 1x Ivory Giant
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Mindclaw Shaman
• 1x Moonveil Dragon
• 1x Protector of the Crown
• 1x Rapacious One
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sandstone Oracle
• 1x Skyline Despot
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Stonehewer Giant
• 1x Stormbreath Dragon
• 1x Stun Sniper
• 1x Thundermaw Hellkite
• 1x Thundersong Trumpeter
• 1x Urabrask the Hidden

Enchantment (18)

• 1x Bedlam
• 1x Equipoise
• 1x Fanatical Devotion
• 1x Furnace of Rath
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Gratuitous Violence
• 1x Invasion Plans
• 1x Legion's Initiative
• 1x Marshal's Anthem
• 1x Mass Hysteria
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Porphyry Nodes
• 1x Pyrohemia
• 1x Racecourse Fury
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Sarkhan's Unsealing
• 1x Spirit Link
• 1x Sulfuric Vortex

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Huatli, Warrior Poet

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Brightflame

Instant (12)

• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Fight to the Death
• 1x Honor the Fallen
• 1x Intimidation Bolt
• 1x Magnetic Theft
• 1x Master Warcraft
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Second Sunrise
• 1x Shattering Blow
• 1x Soulblast
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Colfenor's Urn
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Portcullis
• 1x Scourglass
• 1x Specter's Shroud
• 1x Tenza, Godo's Maul
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Vorrac Battlehorns

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I love this commander and you should too.

Kalemne's an odd duck, but when you spend a little time with her and get to know her you might just find out she's the one. A lot of people look at her and think "voltron" I look at her and think "Control". My usual strategy is to do my best to survive until the last two, at which point she can usually steal the win. I love to lean into boros's weaknesses and turn them into strengths. The colors aren't great at accelerating and generating gas, but they're great at keeping other people from doing that and punishing those who try anyway. I try to keep removal and answers pretty varied in the deck, that's why you see stuff like [Volcanic Upheaval] in here (Also cuz it's just underrated. Instant-speed targeted land removal is already great on stuff like [Stripmine], but it gets even better when you [Sunforger] it out of nowhere!).

I keep this one active pretty consistently, and whenever a new set comes out, I'll try any new cards that work in it. I'll do my best to keep it up to date. Any comments/suggestions are welcome!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	5 years
Exclude colors	UBG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.67
Tokens	Copy Clone, Experience Token, Human 1/1 R, Plant 0/2 G, Shapeshifter 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Treasure