Kansas City Shuffle

Commander / EDH*

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Creature (36)

• 1x Blazing Specter
• 1x Cinder Elemental
• 1x Crosis, the Purger
• 1x Crypt Champion
• 1x Dread Slaver
• 1x Dross Harvester
• 1x Drowner Initiate
• 1x Echo Mage
• 1x Ghastlord of Fugue
• 1x Ghostly Changeling
• 1x Graceful Adept
• 1x Greel, Mind Raker
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Higure, the Still Wind
• 1x Ink-Eyes, Servant of Oni
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Kiku, Night's Flower
• 1x Lord of the Undead
• 1x Marrow-Gnawer
• 1x Mephidross Vampire
• 1x Mistblade Shinobi
• 1x Myojin of Night's Reach
• 1x Nezumi Bone-Reader
• 1x Nezumi Graverobber  ^Flip
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Okiba-Gang Shinobi
• 1x Olivia Voldaren
• 1x Rag Dealer
• 1x Ronin Cliffrider
• 1x Shimatsu the Bloodcloaked
• 1x Skeletal Changeling
• 1x Skullsnatcher
• 1x Smogsteed Rider
• 1x Throat Slitter
• 1x Uyo, Silent Prophet
• 1x Walker of Secret Ways

Land (35)

• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 10x Island
• 1x Mirrodin's Core
• 10x Mountain
• 10x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Underground Sea

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Contaminated Bond
• 1x Disruption Aura
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Ion Storm
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Mind Slash
• 1x Night Dealings
• 1x Seer's Vision

Artifact (10)

• 1x Altar of Shadows
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Gnarled Effigy
• 1x Loxodon Warhammer
• 1x Ronin Warclub
• 1x Runed Stalactite
• 1x Scythe of the Wretched
• 1x Sword of Kaldra
• 1x Talon of Pain

Instant (5)

• 1x Hero's Demise
• 1x Squelch
• 1x Stream of Consciousness
• 1x Unforge
• 1x Veil of Secrecy

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Final Punishment
• 1x Flay
• 1x Mind Shatter
• 1x Scarscale Ritual
• 1x Scrounge
• 1x Time Stretch

Commander (1)

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The purpose of this deck is to do exactly what the movie "Lucky Number Slevin" tells us is the Kansas City Shuffle. "Everyone looks right, you move left." The point of this deck is to have many, many, many, maannnyy moving cogs and each one is a major threat.. However, everything also needs to do two things, the first is it cannot look like a major threat (the more it makes other cards look threatening the better), second is it needs to tie into lots of other cards. So the whole deck looks like a house of funny mirrors and everything is so connected it is hard to tell where one combo ends and another begins. For example Mephidross Vampire boring on his own, add Olivia Voldaren and things are not fun. Add Ronin Cliffrider and the vampire is a real bad character. Equip the Cliffriders with Sword of Kaldra and you're the most evil player in the group for now. But wait while this is going on Mephidross Vampire is powering Ion Storm which is creating a slow loop with Talon of Pain and Olivia is stealing creatures to power Mind Slash + Megrim + Geth's Grimoire. Your opponents will have a hard time slowing down this deck.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 33 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	Rat 1/1 B