Kels, Thieving Aristocrat

Commander / EDH* UB (Dimir)

Zer0d1n

Creature (25)

• 1x Agent of Treachery
• 1x Aura Thief
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Callous Oppressor
• 1x Chasm Skulker
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Profaner of the Dead
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Reef Worm
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Sower of Temptation
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
• 1x Thief of Sanity
• 1x Thieving Skydiver
• 1x Vela the Night-Clad
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Instant (8)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Drown in the Loch
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Miscast
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Village Rites

Land (34)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Clearwater Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Detection Tower
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 10x Island
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Control Magic
• 1x Corrupted Conscience
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Minion's Return
• 1x Open the Graves
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Treachery

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of Possession
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Soul-Guide Lantern
• 1x Spawning Pit *list*
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Tormod's Crypt
• 1x Vedalken Shackles

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Blatant Thievery
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Expropriate
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Telemin Performance
• 1x Victimize

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Hostage Taker

Instant (1)

• 1x Pongify

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Domineering Will
• 1x Memory Plunder
• 1x Ray of Command

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Bankrupt in Blood
• 1x Entrancing Melody
• 1x Talent of the Telepath

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Mind Harness

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Kels test brew for an aristocrat deck leaning into theft of opponents cards to fuel the sac.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 1 Rares 25 - 1 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.21
Tokens	2/2 C Artifact Creature Spawn, Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Fish 3/3 U, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Kraken 9/9 U, Squid 1/1 U, Tentacle 1/1 U, Treasure, Whale 6/6 U, Zombie 2/2 B