KFC - Kinnan's Fat Chonkers

Commander / EDH GU (Simic) Midrange Stompy

Cornelius_1216

Creature (39)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Boreal Druid
• 1x Breaker of Armies
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Drover of the Mighty
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Frilled Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Gemhide Sliver
• 1x Ghalta, Primal Hunger
• 1x Gyre Engineer
• 1x Ilysian Caryatid
• 1x Incubation Druid
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kogla, the Titan Ape
• 1x Kozilek, the Great Distortion
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Manaweft Sliver
• 1x Maraleaf Pixie
• 1x Mystic Snake
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Nyxbloom Ancient
• 1x Paradise Druid
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Quirion Elves
• 1x River Hoopoe
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x Tishana, Voice of Thunder
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Utopia Tree
• 1x Void Winnower
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger

Instant (13)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Delay
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Mana Leak
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pull from Tomorrow
• 1x Shared Summons
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Voidslime

Land (33)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 15x Snow-Covered Forest
• 12x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Rhystic Study

Commander (1)

Artifact (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Arcum's Astrolabe
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Curiosity

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Finale of Revelation

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The Usual Suspects

Play dorks, play Kinnan, play dorks, play big threats, cheat out big threats, win game with Freed from the Real: Freed from the Real + Incubation Druid (adapted) or Bloom Tender + Freed from the Real . Note that if you don't have Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy out at that time, you can only make infinite green, not infinite blue and green. With Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy, put Freed from the Real on any dork that taps for mana of any color to make infinite mana of any color.

Flex spots are Shared Summons, Mana Leak, Frilled Mystic and Mystic Snake, Kogla, the Titan Ape, and Swiftfoot Boots and Lightning Greaves. Can also cut combos in favor of more casual wincons such as Avenger of Zendikar and/or further card advantage engines, though with Kinnan's ability that's usually not necessary.

Updates: I cut Vigean Graftmage because I don't run Tooth and Nail, and I dislike having to set up a combo that sits around for a turn, since Incubation Druid will have summoning sickness. Furthermore, I dislike having a combo that only works with one dork in the deck. Still a valid choice if you like it, but I prefer Freed from the Real as the only combo piece, and relying on old-fashioned stompy to win most games.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Exclude colors	WBR
Key combos	Bloom Tender + Freed from the Real Freed from the Real + Incubation Druid
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.52
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U