Kill Me Fast.. or Else

Commander / EDH Burn Control Lifegain WUB (Esper)

IraFenix

Creature (17)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Drogskol Reaver
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Sen Triplets
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sphinx Sovereign
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Thopter Assembly
• 1x Treasury Thrull
• 1x Vish Kal, Blood Arbiter

Land (38)

• 1x Ancient Den
• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 5x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Nimbus Maze
• 6x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 9x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Solitary Confinement

Artifact (12)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Ivory Tower
• 1x Journeyer's Kite
• 1x Pristine Talisman
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of the Meek
• 1x Thopter Foundry
• 1x Time Sieve
• 1x Venser's Journal

Instant (14)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cryptic Command *list*
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Esper Charm
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Hinder
• 1x Negate
• 1x Rewind
• 1x Spell Crumple
• 1x Sphinx's Revelation
• 1x Think Twice
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Ancestral Vision
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Brilliant Ultimatum
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Demonic Collusion
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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When Commander 2013 was released, I immediately fell in love with Oloro, Ageless Ascetic. The name stems from the fact that if this deck is ignored entirely for even a few turns, this deck auto-wins. In order to play this deck properly, there are a few assumptions that must be made and understood.

1.) You will generate hate from the board because of your passive life-gain. You will be dunked early.

2.) This is a control deck. You are playing esper, which is littered with utility, card draw, removal, wrath, and counter spells. Control the board. Your additional life gain helps, but it won't save you against hyper-aggression towards you. Turtle turtle turtle.

3.) The hate generated because of +2 life a turn doesn't warrant the hate you will receive. Nor does 1 damage per life gain. The objective with this deck is to proc your commander's second ability to draw cards. The damage and life gain is just a nice side-effect.

The Featured Synergy:

Free Commander Proc: Oloro, Ageless Ascetic + Pestilence Charm

Free Card Draw: Necropotence + Venser's Journal

Draw and gain choice life: Sphinx's Revelation + Infinite Colorless

Draw When You Play a Spell/Extort Proc (For B/W + 1 + spell): Play a spell + Extort trigger

The Infinites:

Infinite Turns: Time Seive + Thopter Assembly

Infinite Life/Damage: Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond

Infinite Durdles: Thopter Foundry + Sword of the Meek

Infinite Colorless: Ashnod's Altar + Infinite Durdles

The Win-Cons:

Somehow, you have managed to gain so much life, and burned the opponent down using extort/commander proc/control.

Infinite Durdles/Infinite Damage/Infinite Turns

What Will NOT be in this specific deck:

1.) Win-Cons given certain life-total. This is really, really cheesy in my opinion and these suggestions will be ignored.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.87
Tokens	Thopter 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 U