Killary Ri Clinton

Commander / EDH* Control Death and Taxes Pillow Fort WUB (Esper)

Kwaipuak

Benghazigates (2)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Attrition

Bodydouble (2)

• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Faerie Artisans

Bodyguard (5)

• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Crab Umbra
• 1x Ethereal Armor
• 1x Shielded by Faith
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Campaintrail (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 6x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Opal Palace
• 5x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Flipflopping (10)

• 1x Aphetto Alchemist
• 1x Captain of the Mists
• 1x Crab Umbra
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Rimewind Taskmage
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir
• 1x Unbender Tine

Hitmen (3)

• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Magister Sphinx
• 1x Serra Ascendant

Insidertrading (8)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Open the Armory
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Shred Memory

Liberaltricks (4)

• 1x Equipoise
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top

Paidspeeches (10)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

Quickescape (4)

• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Nephalia Smuggler
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner

Redbutton (2)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Wrath of God

Sanctionedhits (7)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Declaration in Stone
• 1x Glen Elendra Archmage
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Stasis Cocoon
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Taxes (10)

• 1x AEther Barrier
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Curse of Exhaustion
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Portcullis
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Windborn Muse

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Other (8)

• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Render Silent
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Visara the Dreadful
• 1x Winter Orb
• 1x Xathrid Gorgon

Removal (2)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Arcane Denial

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After a failed electon Hillary is on a new camPAIN trail (stop reading now if you hate groaners)

The goal is to give her everything she wants, and sacrifice it when it has no use.

Take advantage of all her flipflopping as you untap her multiple times. For added fun, set up a quick escape, where two men will grab a creature and escort it away in a [b]blink[/b] of an eye, leaving her free to untap and not destroy it, or set up behind door trades with Puca's Mischief.

Now, Hillary is going to draw a lot of hate, and while others might want to wage a negative campaign against you, it's going to cost them. Hillary has raised taxes, deterring others from wanting to attack you. But if they still try, she has her own body guards to protect her and hit men to remove threats. If it becomes all too much, she can always hit the red button.

Hillary herself has built up plenty of resources through paid speeches and insider trading, giving you access to extra mana and cards when needed.

All tongue in cheek aside.This deck is made to get you the mana you need, be cheap to cast, 2.95CMC and set up your taxing pillow forts quickly. Merieke Ri Berit becomes your own selective wrath of god with all the untapping effects, the few blinkers that I have added make sure that things come back in under your control, allowing you to keep what you steal when she untaps. So, steal and kill and beat them with your own beatsticks. Hopefully the amount of protection and spot removal provided will help keep her on the board.

One consideration. I was thinking of bringing in Winter orb and then tap/untap it so that it doesn't affect me, but does affect others on the board. Any ideas on how to set up timing to do this?

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Clue, Copy Clone, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Morph 2/2 C