Kinky? I'm Pretty Vanilla

Commander / EDH Aggro Casual Counters GW (Selesnya) Tokens Wurm

Optimator

Land (38)

• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Bountiful Promenade
• 1x Branchloft Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Castle Ardenvale
• 1x Castle Garenbrig
• 1x Command Tower
• 7x Forest
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Kabira Takedown  ^Flip
• 1x Khalni Ambush  ^Flip
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Makindi Stampede  ^Flip
• 1x Minas Tirith
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Ondu Inversion  ^Flip
• 1x Overgrown Farmland
• 4x Plains
• 1x Radiant Grove
• 1x Razorverge Thicket
• 1x Sejiri Shelter HP  ^Flip
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Turntimber Symbiosis  ^Flip
• 1x Windbrisk Heights
• 1x Wooded Bastion
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Tokens (8)

• 1x Blessed Sanctuary
• 1x Castle Ardenvale
• 1x Ezuri's Predation
• 1x Grand Crescendo
• 1x King Darien XLVIII
• 1x Maja, Bretagard Protector
• 1x Rabble Rousing
• 1x Rampaging Baloths

Cheat (5)

• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 1x Rabble Rousing
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x Turntimber Symbiosis  ^Flip
• 1x Windbrisk Heights

LateRamp (4)

• 1x Castle Garenbrig
• 1x Defiler of Vigor
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x The Great Henge HP

Wrath (3)

• 1x Ezuri's Predation
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Ondu Inversion  ^Flip

Vanilla (19)

• 1x Ancient Brontodon
• 1x Armored Wolf-Rider
• 1x Colossapede
• 1x Enormous Baloth
• 1x Ferocious Zheng
• 1x Garruk's Gorehorn
• 1x Gigantosaurus *f-pre*
• 1x Isamaru, Hound of Konda
• 1x Jasmine Boreal
• 1x Kalonian Tusker
• 1x Leatherback Baloth
• 1x Nyxborn Colossus
• 1x Panther Warriors
• 1x Primordial Wurm
• 1x Quilled Slagwurm
• 1x Rumbling Baloth
• 1x Tuinvale Treefolk
• 1x Vorstclaw
• 1x Watchwolf

Kinky (10)

• 1x Defiler of Vigor
• 1x Kami of Whispered Hopes
• 1x King Darien XLVIII
• 1x Leinore, Autumn Sovereign
• 1x Maja, Bretagard Protector
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Reveille Squad
• 1x Ruxa, Patient Professor
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets HP
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus *f-pre*

Protection (7)

• 1x Aspect of Mongoose
• 1x Blessed Sanctuary
• 1x Flawless Maneuver
• 1x Grand Crescendo
• 1x King Darien XLVIII
• 1x Sejiri Shelter HP  ^Flip
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Anthem (6)

• 1x Beastmaster Ascension
• 1x King Darien XLVIII
• 1x Maja, Bretagard Protector
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Muraganda Petroglyphs
• 1x Ruxa, Patient Professor

Recursion (3)

• 1x Ascend from Avernus *f-pre*
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Ruxa, Patient Professor

Fight (2)

• 1x Ezuri's Predation
• 1x Khalni Ambush  ^Flip

GraveyardHate (1)

• 1x Farewell

Commander (1)

Draw (10)

• 1x Elemental Bond
• 1x Guardian Project
• 1x Leinore, Autumn Sovereign
• 1x Lifecrafter's Bestiary
• 1x Minas Tirith
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Rishkar's Expertise
• 1x The Great Henge HP
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets HP
• 1x Tribute to the World Tree

Buff (9)

• 1x Defiler of Vigor
• 1x Gavony Township
• 1x Leinore, Autumn Sovereign
• 1x The Great Henge HP
• 1x Tribute to the World Tree
• 1x Tuinvale Treefolk
• 1x Unnatural Growth
• 1x Virtue of Loyalty
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus *f-pre*

Ramp (7)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Entish Restoration
• 1x Kami of Whispered Hopes
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wild Growth

Removal (6)

• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Farewell
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Kabira Takedown  ^Flip
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Utility (3)

• 1x Noble Purpose
• 1x Reveille Squad
• 1x Virtue of Loyalty

Overrun (2)

• 1x Makindi Stampede  ^Flip
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker

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Maybeboard

Kinky (67)

• 1x Adeline, Resplendent Cathar SL
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar SL
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 2x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
• 1x Cadira, Caller of the Small
• 1x Champion of Lambholt SL
• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Conclave Sledge-Captain SL
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 2x Drumbellower SL
• 1x Elder Gargaroth
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Mystic SL
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Emmara Tandris SL
• 1x Essence Warden SL
• 1x Farhaven Elf SL
• 1x Forgotten Ancient SL
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Garruk's Packleader SL
• 1x Good-Fortune Unicorn SL
• 1x Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea
• 1x Gyre Sage SL
• 1x Herd Baloth
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Kalonian Hydra SL
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte SL
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests SL
• 1x Kazandu Tuskcaller SL
• 1x Kodama of the West Tree
• 1x Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar
• 1x Lion Sash SL
• 1x Llanowar Elves SL
• 1x Llanowar Tribe
• 1x Loyal Guardian SL
• 1x Mentor of the Meek SL
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Platoon Dispenser
• 1x Prava of the Steel Legion
• 1x Queen Allenal of Ruadach
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade SL
• 1x Rumor Gatherer SL
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder SL
• 1x Serra Redeemer
• 1x Skullwinder SL
• 2x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Sovereign Okinec Ahau
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Tolsimir Wolfblood
• 1x Trostani Discordant
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice SL
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker SL
• 1x Vigor SL
• 1x Whisperwood Elemental SL
• 1x Wilt-Leaf Liege
• 1x Wolverine Riders
• 1x Wood Elves SL

Ramp (36)

• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Celebrate the Harvest SL
• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Cultivate SL
• 1x Dowsing Dagger SL  ^Flip
• 1x Edge of Autumn SL
• 1x Elvish Mystic SL
• 1x Farhaven Elf SL
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Fertile Ground SL
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 2x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea
• 1x Gyre Sage SL
• 1x Harvest Season SL
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Kodama's Reach SL
• 1x Llanowar Elves SL
• 1x Llanowar Tribe
• 1x Migration Path SL
• 1x Primal Growth SL
• 1x Ranger's Path SL
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade SL
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder SL
• 2x Skyshroud Claim
• 2x Somberwald Sage
• 1x Stonespeaker Crystal SL
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium SL
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Titania's Command
• 1x Vastwood Surge SL
• 1x Wood Elves SL

Anthem (18)

• 2x Collective Blessing SL
• 1x Dictate of Heliod SL
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Flowering of the White Tree
• 1x Gaea's Anthem
• 1x Glorious Anthem SL
• 1x In the Trenches
• 1x Inspiring Leader
• 1x Marshal's Anthem
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Sylvan Anthem SL
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Tolsimir Wolfblood
• 1x Trostani Discordant
• 1x Wedding Announcement  ^Flip
• 1x Wilt-Leaf Liege

Utility (14)

• 1x Bower Passage SL
• 1x Champion of Lambholt SL
• 1x Curse of Bounty SL
• 2x Drumbellower SL
• 1x Essence Warden SL
• 1x Glare of Subdual
• 1x Hardened Scales
• 1x Nature's Revolt SL
• 1x Ozolith, the Shattered Spire SL
• 1x Reconnaissance SL
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x The Ozolith
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh SL

LateRamp (7)

• 1x Glorious Sunrise SL
• 1x Karametra's Acolyte SL
• 1x Karametra, God of Harvests SL
• 1x Kodama of the West Tree
• 1x Traverse the Outlands SL
• 1x Wild Endeavor
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent SL

Stax (6)

• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Cursed Totem SL
• 1x Damping Matrix SL
• 1x Hum of the Radix SL
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Torpor Orb SL

Fight (3)

• 1x Inscription of Abundance SL
• 1x Invasion of Muraganda SL  ^Flip
• 1x Ulvenwald Tracker SL

Tokens (57)

• 1x Adeline, Resplendent Cathar SL
• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Aura Mutation SL
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar SL
• 1x Battle for Bretagard
• 1x Cadira, Caller of the Small
• 1x Call the Coppercoats SL
• 1x Crash the Party SL
• 1x Crush of Wurms SL
• 1x Curious Herd SL
• 2x Doubling Season
• 1x Elder Gargaroth
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Fade from History SL
• 1x Felidar Retreat SL
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Garruk, Primal Hunter SL
• 1x Glimmer Lens
• 1x Halo Fountain
• 1x Herd Baloth
• 1x Horn of Valhalla
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Kazandu Tuskcaller SL
• 1x Martial Coup SL
• 1x Mondrak, Glory Dominus
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar SL
• 1x One with the Kami SL
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth SL
• 1x Platoon Dispenser
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Primeval Bounty
• 1x Queen Allenal of Ruadach
• 1x Rhys the Redeemed
• 2x Sandwurm Convergence SL
• 1x Second Harvest SL
• 1x Secure the Wastes SL
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Snake Pit
• 1x Song of the Worldsoul
• 2x Sunfall SL
• 1x Sylvan Offering SL
• 1x Tendershoot Dryad
• 1x Titania's Command
• 1x Tolsimir Wolfblood
• 1x Trostani Discordant
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice SL
• 1x Wedding Announcement  ^Flip
• 1x Whisperwood Elemental SL
• 1x White Sun's Zenith
• 1x Wild Endeavor
• 1x Wolverine Riders

Draw (45)

• 2x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Bennie Bracks, Zoologist
• 1x Bonders' Enclave SL
• 1x Camaraderie SL
• 1x Collective Unconscious
• 2x Colossal Majesty SL
• 1x Cut a Deal SL
• 1x Elder Gargaroth
• 1x Garruk's Packleader SL
• 1x Garruk, Primal Hunter SL
• 1x Glimmer Lens
• 1x Glorious Sunrise SL
• 2x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Halo Fountain
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Horn of the Mark
• 1x Huatli, Radiant Champion
• 1x Hunter's Insight SL
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Keen Sense
• 1x Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar
• 1x Lead the Stampede SL
• 1x Mask of Memory SL
• 1x Mentor of the Meek SL
• 1x Overwhelming Instinct
• 1x Platoon Dispenser
• 1x Rogue's Gloves SL
• 1x Rumor Gatherer SL
• 1x Secret Rendezvous SL
• 1x Shamanic Revelation SL
• 1x Skullclamp SL
• 1x Soul's Majesty SL
• 1x Strength-Testing Hammer SL
• 1x Symmetry Matrix
• 1x The Immortal Sun
• 1x Tocasia's Welcome
• 1x Ulvenwald Mysteries
• 1x Wedding Announcement  ^Flip
• 1x You Meet in a Tavern
• 1x Your Temple is Under Attack
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent SL

Protection (23)

• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Dense Foliage SL
• 1x Emmara Tandris SL
• 1x Fanatical Devotion SL
• 1x Fog
• 1x Ghostly Prison SL
• 1x Gravity Well
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Holy Day
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Loran's Escape SL
• 1x Make a Stand SL
• 1x Nature's Revolt SL
• 1x Obscuring Haze SL
• 2x Sandwurm Convergence SL
• 1x Shepherd of the Flock SL
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Unbreakable Formation SL
• 1x Vigor SL
• 1x Wrap in Vigor SL
• 1x Your Temple is Under Attack

Land (11)

• 1x Animal Sanctuary
• 1x Blast Zone SL
• 1x Bonders' Enclave SL
• 1x Bretagard Stronghold SL
• 1x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple of Plenty SL
• 1x Vastwood Fortification  ^Flip

GraveyardHate (6)

• 1x Lion Sash SL
• 1x Night Soil
• 1x Primal Command SL
• 1x Return to Nature SL
• 1x Stonespeaker Crystal SL
• 1x Titania's Command

Cheat (4)

• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Fight Rigging SL
• 1x Monster Manual
• 1x Selvala's Stampede SL

Recursion (3)

• 1x Cosmic Rebirth
• 1x Marshal's Anthem
• 1x Skullwinder SL

Vanilla (49)

• 2x Alpine Grizzly
• 1x Armored Warhorse
• 1x Besotted Knight
• 1x Blade of the Sixth Pride
• 1x Centaur Courser
• 1x Cheeky House-Mouse
• 1x Cliffhaven Sell-Sword
• 1x Cowl Prowler
• 1x Devilthorn Fox
• 1x Dromoka Warrior
• 1x Elite Vanguard
• 1x Elvish Ranger
• 1x Elvish Warrior
• 1x Expedition Envoy
• 1x Garenbrig Carver
• 1x Glass Golem
• 1x Gnarled Mass
• 1x Grizzled Leotau
• 2x Grizzled Outrider SL
• 1x Harrier Naga
• 1x Hollowhenge Beast
• 1x Indomitable Ancients
• 1x Kindercatch
• 1x Knight of New Benalia
• 1x Looming Altisaur SL
• 1x Murasa Brute
• 1x Nessian Courser
• 1x Old Ghastbark SL
• 1x Orazca Frillback SL
• 1x Oreskos Swiftclaw
• 1x Pheres-Band Centaurs
• 1x Prizefighter Construct
• 1x Prowling Caracal
• 1x Raptor Companion
• 1x Savai Sabertooth SL
• 1x Savannah Lions
• 1x Shepherd of the Flock SL
• 1x Silverback Ape
• 1x Silverflame Squire SL
• 2x Sir Shandlar of Eberyn
• 2x Swordwise Centaur SL
• 1x Terrain Elemental SL
• 2x Torsten Von Ursus
• 1x Trained Armodon

Buff (45)

• 1x Animal Sanctuary
• 1x Besotted Knight
• 1x Blanchwood Armor
• 1x Bloodforged Battle-Axe SL
• 1x Bretagard Stronghold SL
• 2x Cathars' Crusade SL
• 1x Cheeky House-Mouse
• 1x Conclave Sledge-Captain SL
• 2x Doubling Season
• 1x Felidar Retreat SL
• 1x Fight Rigging SL
• 1x Forgotten Ancient SL
• 1x Garenbrig Carver
• 1x Glorious Sunrise SL
• 1x Good-Fortune Unicorn SL
• 1x Horn of Valhalla
• 1x Huatli, Radiant Champion
• 1x Inscription of Abundance SL
• 1x Invasion of Gobakhan SL  ^Flip
• 1x Invasion of Muraganda SL  ^Flip
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Kalonian Hydra SL
• 1x Lion Sash SL
• 1x Loyal Guardian SL
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Nissa, Voice of Zendikar SL
• 1x Pledge of Unity
• 1x Prava of the Steel Legion
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Primeval Bounty
• 1x Resourceful Defense SL
• 1x Rishkar, Peema Renegade SL
• 1x Scale Up SL
• 1x Serra Redeemer
• 1x Silverflame Squire SL
• 1x Sovereign Okinec Ahau
• 1x Starlight Spectacular SL
• 1x Strength-Testing Hammer SL
• 1x Titania's Command
• 1x Unbreakable Formation SL
• 1x Vastwood Fortification  ^Flip
• 1x Vastwood Surge SL
• 1x Vigor SL

Removal (31)

• 1x Atraxa's Fall
• 1x Aura Mutation SL
• 1x Austere Command SL
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Beast Within SL
• 1x Calming Verse SL
• 1x Cleansing Nova SL
• 1x Creeping Corrosion SL
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Deglamer SL
• 1x Destroy Evil
• 1x Dismantling Wave
• 1x Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Fade from History SL
• 1x Fracturing Gust SL
• 1x In the Trenches
• 1x Kenrith's Transformation SL
• 1x Krosan Grip SL
• 1x Nature's Claim SL
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Primeval Light SL
• 1x Rabid Bite
• 1x Rampage of the Clans SL
• 1x Return to Nature SL
• 1x Seeds of Innocence SL
• 1x Serenity
• 1x Shower of Arrows
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sylvan Reclamation SL
• 1x Unravel the Aether SL

Wrath (12)

• 1x Austere Command SL
• 1x Blast Zone SL
• 1x By Invitation Only SL
• 1x Cleansing Nova SL
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Hallowed Burial SL
• 1x Hour of Reckoning SL
• 1x Martial Coup SL
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth SL
• 2x Sunfall SL
• 1x Vanquish the Horde

Overrun (6)

• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Camaraderie SL
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Overrun SL
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x You Meet in a Tavern

Tutor (4)

• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Idyllic Tutor SL
• 1x Primal Command SL
• 1x Worldly Tutor SL

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- - - Version 1.0 - - - 10/20/23 - - - RETIRED

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Keepin' it simple with vanilla creatures. I wanted to build a Selesnya deck but didn't want to do a lot of the big names. I have a few lifegain decks (in Golgari and Orzhov) and a few +1/+1 counter decks (in Grixis and five-color).

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Not quite as much removal as I would like, but close. Maybe a hair too low on ramp also (even though my commander can ramp--into the most expensive cards FWIW).

Date added	1 year
Last updated	9 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.14
Tokens	2/2 W Token Creature Unicorn, Beast 4/4 G, Citizen 1/1 GW, Elephant 3/3 G, Human 1/1 W, Human Warrior 1/1 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, On an Adventure, Phyrexian Beast 4/4 G, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders	My Decks