You! Yeah, you! Sick of your creatures being told, "No!"? Annoyed by the times you've played a win-con, and your friends decide to copy it? Troubled by the unstoppable board states that seem to double over in meer turns? Well, so am I! So why not join in the nonsense- help them along for a while, before kicking them in the shins with your Lands! Not only will they loose, but they will be exceedingly salty at the insult to injury.

So, after getting my face beat in multiple times by Sultai and Temur Commander decks, I eventually decided to dabble in the madness. So, with this deck, I focused around Land ETB effects: the reason being the decks my friends run have a lot of creature hate- countering them, copying them, and over-all just getting too big of a board state to handle. Some of their favorite plays being Rite of Replications, Kicked, on KoKo-Puffs and dealing each opponent 25 damage. It just becomes a massive game of "Steal The Dudes" and "Copy The Dudes". So, by working the game around lands, it gives them less targets to focus on in my board, plus it gives that ebb of control that helps my deck be able to play the insane games.

So- This deck has a lot of ETB for lands- Scrying, life gain, drawing cards, gaining control of, milling, and token spawning. The Tokens in themselves are a powerhouse to deal with, especially when you are able to produce more than two of them a turn consistently by turn five, and even more of them as the game goes on. Tokens can be a win-con, however, there are a few larger ploys.

Some of the fun stuff of this deck are the land-locking abilities that shut down the other decks- such as Rising Waters. You are able to get around these cards by using Awakening, or Bear Umbra to untap all your lands. Another land lock would be Quicksilver Fountain easily cleaned up on your board with Realmwright. Kormus Bell would also help make an opponent using Black be more apprehensive to use a board wipe such as Languish or Consume the Meek.

A great way to shut down the game later on would be to Sunder. You may be thinking that is insane- however, if you have Cryptolith Rite and at least four creatures on the board, you can dump all the lands you picked up into the grave, spawning a bunch of insect tokens Crawling Sensation, and then play Splendid Reclamation ((or Groundskeeper if you have enough tokens, or time)) for more ETB effect on your lands.

Some Notes-Aside from what I've built here, there have been a variety of ways that it could be made better- such as card:Lab Maniac, Quest for Renewal (because your lands will be creatures), card:Druidic Satual, Crucible of Worlds, Sylvan Advocate, Root Maze, Admonition Angel, Avenger of Zendikar, just to name a few. I also did not use Phelddagrif just because that is a little over used. Plus, I can use Roon to blink lands once they become creatures- spawning more ETB for the lands.

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Date added 8 years
Last updated 8 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

5 - 0 Mythic Rares

41 - 0 Rares

20 - 0 Uncommons

12 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.43
Tokens Beast 4/4 G, Bird 1/1 W, Centaur 3/3 G, Clue, Copy Clone, Elemental 2/2 G, Elemental X/X G, Human 2/2 G, Illusion 1/1 U w/ Flying, Insect 1/1 G, Kor Ally 1/1 W, Snake 1/1 G, Wolf 2/2 G
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