Lazy Vampires

Standard BR (Rakdos) Control Vampires Zombie

sparkbibo

KLD (4)

• 4x Smuggler's Copter

CMM (1)

• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance

INR (37)

• 4x Bloodhall Priest
• 3x Collective Defiance
• 4x Evolving Wilds
• 4x Fiery Temper
• 4x Hanweir Battlements  ^{Flip  Meld}
• 4x Hanweir Garrison  ^Meld
• 7x Mountain
• 7x Swamp

2XM (3)

• 3x Unlicensed Disintegration

C21 (2)

• 2x Key to the City

SOI (4)

• 4x Heir of Falkenrath  ^Flip

EMN (9)

• 2x Cryptbreaker
• 2x Liliana, the Last Hope
• 2x Oath of Liliana
• 3x Voldaren Pariah  ^Flip

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Sideboard

KLD (4)

• 4x Essence Extraction

OGW (3)

• 3x Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet

C20 (2)

• 2x Chandra, Flamecaller

2XM (1)

• 1x Unlicensed Disintegration

M21 (4)

• 4x Mind Rot

INR (1)

• 1x Collective Defiance

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Don't ask what the title means... I struggled with a name. I came up with lazy vampires because they fly a copter instead of flying themselves.

Anywho, it's sort of a madness deck to get the Voldaren Pariah   on the field and flipped.

Madness Cards:
Fiery Temper because, duh.
Bloodhall Priest because you could easily have no cards in hand.
Voldaren Pariah   because she is awesome. Well, it's my main win-con, though I have won more times just attacking with whatever.

Madness Enablers:
Heir of Falkenrath   This is the main enabler. Discard, flip. Nice.
Smuggler's Copter This is another good enabler that allows draw.
Collective Defiance You probably will use this for the burns, but you could dump your hand and madness things.
Key to the City This is a good way to make something unblock able, like Bloodhall Priest.
Cryptbreaker I added this card after playing without it and realizing Liliana would never make zombies with her -7 if there were no zombies... However, you can create more zombies with it by discarding.

Other stuff:
Oath of Liliana This is to force a sacrifice and potentially create some zombies for Lili's -7.
deck:Hanweir Garrison and Hanweir Battlements The Garrison is to help make some dudes you can sac for Voldaren Pariah   However, several times I have done the meld and won the game. Works great.
deck:Unlicensed Disintegration Creature control + burn.
Liliana, the Last Hope She is really just in here for the +1 to slow down aggressive decks. The -2 is nice as well. If you get to the -7, hopefully you have at least 1 zombie on the field.
Chandra, Torch of Defiance She is good for any of her abilities. I mainly use her +1 to get card advantage or small burns.

As always, I'm open to suggestions! Thanks

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 5 Mythic Rares 28 - 1 Rares 11 - 5 Uncommons 4 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.92
Tokens	Eldrazi Horror 3/2 C, Elemental 3/1 R, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Emblem Liliana, the Last Hope, Human 1/1 R, Zombie 2/2 B