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Commander / EDH Alt Win Enchantment Mono-White Redirection

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Creature (26)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Adarkar Valkyrie
• 1x Aegis of the Gods
• 1x Angel of the Dire Hour
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Auriok Champion
• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Masako the Humorless
• 1x Myojin of Cleansing Fire
• 1x Pentarch Paladin
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Soul's Attendant
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Stonecloaker
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Suture Priest
• 1x Transcendent Master
• 1x Windborn Muse

Land (37)

• 1x Buried Ruin
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dust Bowl
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scrying Sheets
• 1x Secluded Steppe
• 25x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Vesuva

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Angelic Chorus
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Crackdown
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Martyr's Bond

Artifact (16)

• 1x Angel's Trumpet
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Forcefield
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Phyrexian Processor
• 1x Relic of Progenitus
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Vedalken Orrery
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Instant (3)

• 1x Argivian Find
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Tithe

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Entreat the Angels
• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Replenish
• 1x Terminus
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Angel of Finality

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Rest in Peace

Artifact (1)

• 1x Mind Stone

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Final Judgment

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Maybeboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Charismatic Conqueror
• 1x Drannith MagistrateGC
• 1x Ethersworn Canonist
• 1x Honorable Scout
• 1x Lost Auramancers
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth Tirel

Land (1)

• 1x Cathedral of Serra

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Celestial Dawn
• 1x Earnest Fellowship
• 1x Endless Horizons
• 1x Favor of the Mighty
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Humility
• 1x Leyline of Sanctity
• 1x Norn's Decree
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x True Conviction

Artifact (6)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Gauntlet of Power
• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Urza's Incubator

Instant (4)

• 1x Divine Offering
• 1x Gideon's Defeat
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Scour

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Glare of Heresy
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Mine Excavation
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Planar Cleansing
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Revoke Existence

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Alternative Commander: Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker

This deck shines in EDH games with 3+ players

It's purpose? ANNOYANCE!

With Eight-and-a-Half-Tails as the commander, you encourage players to attack someone else.

Annoyance with Artifacts, Enchantments and a few creatures.

Attacking (you) will cost, thanks to:

• Crackdown
• Ghostly Prison
• Martyr's Bond
• Forcefield
• Angelic Arbiter
• Aurification
• Containment Priest
• Windborn Muse
• Norn's Annex
• Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant   - No dmg to your creatures

More annoyance / control:

• Angel's Trumpet - MAXIMUM ANNOYANCE
• Blind Obedience + Crackdown
• Containment Priest - Good combo breaker
• Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite - to kill small creatues/tokens
• Aven Mindcensor - kill of opponents library searches
• Angel of Finality - anti combo -> Graveyard exile
• Relic of Progenitus - anti combo -> Graveyard exile
• Adarkar Valkyrie
• It That Betrays
• Angel of the Dire Hour
• Pentarch Paladin
• Aura of Silence
• Tectonic Edge
• Dust Bowl
• Vedalken Orrery - be unpredictable

Make enemies not want to target you:

• Martyr's Bond
• Karmic Justice
• Kor Haven
• Steel Hellkite

Stop enemies from getting big by mass removal with:

• Terminus
• Wrath of God
• Austere Command
• Armageddon - absolute "fk u all" card
• Myojin of Cleansing Fire

Pull Enchantments with

• Replenish
• Academy Rector
• Argivian Find
• Sun Titan
• Enlightened Tutor
• Emeria, the Sky Ruin

Protect your own cards with:

• Transcendent Master
• Lightning Greaves
• Stonecloaker
• Swiftfoot Boots
• Avacyn, Angel of Hope

Card-Draw:

• Mind's Eye
• Well of Lost Dreams

Win conditions? Who cares? You could maybe win with:

• Luminarch Ascension
• Phyrexian Processor
• Auriok Champion - Gives live and helps early game
• Soul's Attendant - Gives live and helps early game
• Soul Warden - Gives live and helps early game
• Suture Priest - Gives live and helps early game
• Well of Lost Dreams - plus the three cards above
• Angelic Chorus + Phyrexian Processor / Luminarch Ascension
• Entreat the Angels

Lands and stuff

Let other people help you ramp with:

• Land Tax
• Gift of Estates
• Tithe

• Knight of the White Orchid

• Also Snow-Covered Plains + Scrying Sheats

• Caged Sun
• Golden Lotus
• Pearl Medallion
• Thran Dynamo
• Burnished Hart
• Extraplanar Lens

*Cards are mostly from pre 2015/2016 - Newer expansion cards not considered

Feel free to give some suggestions :)

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 1 Mythic Rares 46 - 1 Rares 19 - 2 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.70
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Minion X/X B
Folders	decks