Leave my planeswalkers alone

Commander / EDH

Nerd_bellend

Creature (14)

• 1x Deepglow Skate
• 1x Filigree Angel
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Magus of the Will
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Myr Retriever
• 1x Narset, Enlightened Master
• 1x Sharuum the Hegemon
• 1x Silas Renn, Seeker Adept
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Soul of New Phyrexia
• 1x Sphinx Summoner
• 1x Yore-Tiller Nephilim

Planeswalker (17)

• 1x Ajani Vengeant
• 1x Chandra Nalaar
• 1x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Jace, Unraveler of Secrets
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Narset Transcendent
• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker
• 1x Ral Zarek
• 1x Saheeli Rai
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad
• 1x Sorin Markov
• 1x Tamiyo, the Moon Sage
• 1x Tezzeret, Agent of Bolas
• 1x Tezzeret the Seeker
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon
• 1x Venser, the Sojourner

Land (30)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 3x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 4x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Seat of the Synod
• 1x Spirebluff Canal
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Transguild Promenade

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Inexorable Tide
• 1x Lethal Vapors

Artifact (15)

• 1x Aetherworks Marvel
• 1x Blinkmoth Urn
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Prismatic Geoscope
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x The Chain Veil
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Unwinding Clock
• 1x Ward of Bones

Instant (7)

• 1x Aethersnatch
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Grip of Phyresis
• 1x Hidetsugu's Second Rite
• 1x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Render Silent

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Cruel Ultimatum
• 1x Deploy the Gatewatch
• 1x Grave Upheaval
• 1x Languish
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Paraselene
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Temporal Mastery
• 1x Thought Distortion
• 1x Treasure Cruise

Commander (1)

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So, I made this deck because I like planeswalkers. A lot, but for some reason the people I know all complain whenever I throw one out on the field. This is despite the fact that previously when I first starting playing magic, they told me and I quote "Planeswalkers are trash nobody plays them" but suddenly they're broken op if I throw one down on the field. So, I decided to just make this deck to annoy them as much as humanly possible. It's not really built with a specific win strategy in mind, I just want to be able to make the experience as frustrating as humanly possible for the other people at the table.

What I usually do during a game

So, as I said I don't really have any primary win condition, I usually just try and get out my planeswalkers, or Narset, Enlightened Master and hope that things work out somehow. On the other hand, what I also enjoy doing which seems to throw people off guard is to use Sorin Markov to set someone's health to 10 and then immediately use Hidetsugu's Second Rite to finish them off. I have a helpful anon from 4chan to thank for that sweet meme. But, for the bulk of my games, the plan is to get my planeswalkers out, get Deepglow Skate out and get my emblems so that no one can have fun; and then use Obliterate if I've drawn it.

Any comments and card suggestions are welcome. In terms of card suggestions, they don't have to be strictly good but I would appreciate if you let me know which cards you absolutely hate to see in a deck.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	26 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.60
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Emblem Jace, Unraveler of Secrets, Emblem Narset Transcendent, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Emblem Tamiyo, the Moon Sage, Emblem Venser, the Sojourner, Energy Reserve, Myr 1/1 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Thopter 1/1 U, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink