"Let me speak with your manager" - Jhoira

Commander / EDH

McHandsome

Creature (14)

• 1x Artisan of Kozilek
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Hand of Emrakul
• 1x It That Betrays
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Pathrazer of Ulamog
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Rift Elemental
• 1x Timebender
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Ulamog's Crusher

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Dack Fayden
• 1x Ugin, the Spirit Dragon

Land (36)

• 1x Academy Ruins
• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Desolate Lighthouse
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 11x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 6x Mountain
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Volcanic Island

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Rhystic Study

Artifact (11)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Grim Monolith
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (19)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Fury Charm
• 1x Impulse
• 1x Intuition
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Negate
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Stifle
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Timecrafting

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Apocalypse
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Devastation
• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Jokulhaups
• 1x Merchant Scroll
• 1x Obliterate
• 1x Personal Tutor
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Whelming Wave

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Artifact (3)

• 1x Mana Web
• 1x Pithing Needle
• 1x Winter Orb

Instant (5)

• 1x Hurkyl's Recall
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Remand
• 1x Telling Time
• 1x Through the Breach

Sorcery (2)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Chain Reaction

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Jhoira of the Ghitu is no basic Bitch. Jhoira is the angry woman at customer service. She wants big things and fast. She wants her kids off the bench and in the game. Now!

Jhoira will have it her way or the highway.

That's why I built her a deck that will win at any moment with huge creatures, lots of board wipes and a few other fun tricks.

You like permanents on the board? You like friends? Don't play with Jhoira.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 7 Rares 13 - 2 Uncommons 15 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.14
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Boar 2/2 G, Emblem Dack Fayden, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Spirit 1/1 C