Let them eat cake

Commander / EDH* WB (Orzhov)

Rezzik

Creature (31)

• 1x Athreos, Shroud-Veiled
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Daxos, Blessed by the Sun
• 1x Doomed Dissenter
• 1x Doomed Traveler
• 1x Erebos, Bleak-Hearted
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Grim Haruspex
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Hunted Witness
• 1x Knight of the Last Breath
• 1x Lurrus of the Dream-Den
• 1x Massacre Girl
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Murderous Rider
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Priest of Forgotten Gods
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Seraph of the Scales
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Thalisse, Reverent Medium
• 1x Torgaar, Famine Incarnate
• 1x Vampire Hexmage
• 1x Varragoth, Bloodsky Sire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Woe Strider

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana, Dreadhorde General

Land (35)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 7x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Instant (7)

• 1x Despark
• 1x Dire Tactics
• 1x Mana Tithe
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Village Rites

Commander (1)

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Hidden Stockpile
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Oubliette
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Wound Reflection

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Gate to the Afterlife
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Gift *f-pre*
• 1x Lithoform Engine
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Awaken the Erstwhile
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Increasing Devotion
• 1x Kaya's Wrath
• 1x Martial Coup

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Gutterbones
• 1x Liliana's Standard Bearer
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Titan Hunter
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Artifact (1)

• 1x Soul-Guide Lantern

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Divine Visitation
• 1x Doom Foretold

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Instant (2)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x White Sun's Zenith

Land (1)

• 1x Temple of the False God

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My new aristocrats deck, Teysa Karlov gives the extra death triggers and buffs up the tokens.

Sideboard has some extra 'spice' to make the deck strong, but I don't want to cross into 'un-fun' territory for my opponents, so keeping those cards to the side for now.

Temporarily replacing Gideon's phalanx with Teferi's protection until I find a better home for it.

This deck will not be updated on tapped out, current version: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/OE_uNQdw3EyK233Q4UDbXA

Date added	4 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 25 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.34
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Angel 4/4 W w/ Vigilance, Companion Zone, Copy Clone, Goat 0/1 W, Human 1/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Morph 2/2 C, On an Adventure, Servo 1/1 C, Soldier 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W w/ Lifelink, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B