Opening Hand: Forest, Llanowar Elves, Harrow, Pyretic Ritual, Swamp,Mountain, Burst of Speed
Turn One:Play Forest and Llanowar Elves.
Turn Two:Draw Pyretic Ritual. Play Mountain and Harrow, sacrificing the forest for two swamps.
Turn Three:Draw Hellcarver Demon. Play Swamp. Play Pyretic Ritualx2, Hellcarver Demon, Burst of Speed. Hit them in the face with your demon for 6. Now I get any 6 spells to cast!
Emrakul, the Aeons Torn for an extra turn
3x Hellcarver Demon
2x Keeper of Progenitus (for no reason, just needed filler for a second)
Free turn one:Attack with everything dealing 41 damage. Hellcarver Demon forces me to sacrifice everything and discard (it all shuffles back into my deck due to emrakul hitting the graveyard), and I get 24 free spells, cast in this order.
4x Pyromancer Ascension
2x Jace's Ingenuity getting 3xPyretic Ritual, Lightning Bolt and 2xReverberate. This gives one quest counter on my quests.
4x Primeval Titan, netting me 8 basic land (2R, 3U, 2B, 1W)
4x Quest for Pure Flame
1x Spawnsire of Ulamog
1x Emrakul, the Aeons Torn free turn!
4x Coat of Arms
4x Keeper of Progenitus
Free turn two:Draw into a Brilliant Ultimatum. Tap R for 3x Pyretic Ritual, having 20 red mana now floating after my 4xPyromancer Ascension activates. Play lightning bolt for 3x5=15 damage and charging my Quest for Pure Flame. 19 red mana floating.
Tap R land for 5 mana, and using 15 mana still floating, allowing me to free cast 15 Eldrazi (Kozilek, Butcher of Truth, 4xArtisan of Kozilek, 4xIt That Betrays, Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre, 4xPathrazer of Ulamog,Ulamog's Crusher ) . With my Kozilek, I draw 2xReverberate and 1xPyretic Ritual and one of something else.
Cast Pyretic Ritual for 13 more red mana, leaving 17 floating.
Tap WUUUBB for Brilliant Ultimatum, choosing to copy it twice. Of course the goldfish, not knowing any better, puts all five spells into one pile. Those spells (for the first BU) are 4xWorld at War and 1x Skittering Invasion. All of these spells are copied 4 times because of Pyromancer Ascension, and I cast 4xReverberate (copied 4 times each) for 20 more World at War. Thats a total of 4x5 + 20 + 1 = 41 combat phases, 9 remaining mana and 25 Eldrazi Spawn.
For the second BU, I cast 3x Skittering Invasion (each copied four times) for a total of 75 more Eldrazi Spawn. For the last 2 spells, I cast Burst of Speed and Overrun.
For the third BU, I cast Overrun and then 4x Overwhelming Stampede, each copied four times of course. Because I of the multiplying nature of Overwhelming Stampede, Ill take a brief pause to run through the power boost progression.
My largest base creature is Emrakul, the Aeons Torn. With 4xCoat of Arms on the field and 117 eldrazi, my Emrakul gets 15+(116x4) = 479 power. After 10 Overrun, my Emrakul gets 497+(10x3) = 509 power. Now I have 20x Overwhelming Stampede to get through. The first OS double Emrakuls power, the second doubles it again, etc. The correct equation for calculating the power bonus from all of the Overwhelming Stampede is 509 times 2 to the 20th power, which equals 533,725,184 power bonus from Overwhelming Stampede to all of my creatures.
Doing all of the math, I have a total creature power of 66,715,706,319
Use my 4xQuest for Pure Flame to deal x16 damage this turn.
With 41 combat phases, huge power, and x16 damage, I deal:41 x 66,715,706,319 x 16 = 43,765,503,345,264 damage with my combats.
Add this to my previous 62 damage for a grand total of:
43,765,503,345,326 damage. Approximately 43.7 trillion damage. ALL GLORY TO THE SPAWNSIRE.
Mixing Pyromancer Ascension with Spawnsire of Ulamog and Overwhelming Stampede and Quest for Pure Flame and Coat of Arms and Skittering Invasion is a little bit ridiculous.
