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Life uh…it uh, you know, finds a way.

Commander / EDH Dinosaurs RGW (Naya) Tokens Treasure

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Jeff Goldblum eat your heart out

Deck Composition Disclaimer and Prohibition of Jeff Goldblum Imagery and Influence

Pursuant to the following legal documentation, hereinafter referred to as “The Declaration of Card Assembly,” it is hereby decreed, stipulated, and henceforth enshrined in perpetuity that:

  1. The deck herein, hereafter referred to as “The Entity of Cards,” shall contain no card, component, or any derivative or incarnation thereof, which bears, resembles, suggests, or invokes in spirit or shadow the image, likeness, or ethereal presence of any individual known or suspected to be the actor, Jeff Goldblum (hereafter referred to as “The Forbidden One”).

  2. The deck must remain uncontaminated by artifacts, whispers, or glyphs containing, alluding to, or faintly mirroring any of the mystifying, alluring charisma or esoteric murmurings attributed to The Forbidden One. It shall thus contain no references to “chaos theory,” “Dr. Ian Malcolm,” nor any semblance of “dinosaur” ephemera with glistening allure.

  3. Any and all cards featuring vaguely humanoid figures, particularly with half-buttoned shirts, “smoldering gazes,” or bearing an aura of inescapable magnetism, must be thoroughly vetted by three (3) witnesses unrelated to the design process and sworn to secrecy under oath.

  4. If The Entity of Cards is found to emit sounds akin to mysterious synths, echoing 1980s film scores, or whispers of “life finds a way” at ungodly hours between 2:00 A.M. and 3:33 A.M., the deck is to be immediately dismantled under torchlight, and salt is to be scattered liberally upon the remains to banish residual traces of “The Forbidden One.”

  5. Should any card within The Entity begin to manifest “Goldblumian” qualities, such as existential quips, an otherworldly sartorial flair, or a disquieting familiarity with extinct reptilian fauna, the deck owner shall recite the Forbidden Invocation: “Chaos shall not reign; The Entity is bound to the plane.”

Failure to comply with this declaration shall result in the deck being deemed anomalous, at which time all witnesses, participants, and potential viewers of the deck’s construction are advised to retreat and cover all reflective surfaces with opaque cloth, for The Forbidden One’s essence is said to traverse through glass and the abyss alike.

This shall serve as the final warning.

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Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

6 - 0 Mythic Rares

39 - 0 Rares

27 - 0 Uncommons

8 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.60
Tokens City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Dinosaur 3/1 R, Dinosaur 3/3 G w/ Trample, Treasure
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