Like a 3yr old

Standard*

GamerSonX

Creature (17)

• 2x Artisan of Forms
• 2x Azorius Arrester
• 4x Daxos of Meletis
• 2x Lavinia of the Tenth
• 1x Meletis Charlatan
• 2x Omenspeaker
• 2x Phalanx Leader
• 2x Simic Manipulator

Land (24)

• 4x Hallowed Fountain
• 12x Island
• 8x Plains

Enchantment (3)

• 2x Agoraphobia
• 1x Martial Law

Instant (12)

• 4x Azorius Charm
• 4x Lost in a Labyrinth
• 4x Mizzium Skin

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Inaction Injunction

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Sideboard

Enchantment (13)

• 4x Aqueous Form
• 3x Detention Sphere
• 4x Ethereal Armor
• 2x Sphere of Safety

Artifact (2)

• 2x Glaring Spotlight

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Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie, mine, mine, mine! The main vocabulary of a toddler.

Agoraphobia that feeling you get when you are outnumbered 2 to 1 babysitting.

Artisan of Forms you wish you were someone else when someone pawns their kid off on you to watch.

Azorius Charm because why not, the more options you get the better excuses you can make.

Daxos of Meletis that toddler every parent dreads.

Inaction Injunction someone needs a time out.

Lavinia of the Tenth when enough is enough, you can't take it anymore!

Meletis Charlatan that friend of yours that is single and will always be single.

Mizzium Skin wishing you had something similar about 3 years go...don't ya? Wouldn't be in this mess if you used a certain "skin" or cough condom cough

Omenspeaker Your mom giving you advice over the phone.

Phalanx Leader Grandpa sure likes to give candy to the kids.

Martial Law The rules set by your own mother back in the day when you were young.

Lost in a Labyrinth Let us hope this never happens when you take your kids to the park/playground.

Simic Manipulator The oldest child, begging for attention.

idk I'm retarded. I wouldn't mind some input on this to help make it better, let's face it, it could do sooo much better lol.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 5 Rares 8 - 6 Uncommons 16 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.19