LINGERING FARTS(MARDU-DO)

Modern* Midrange RBW (Mardu) Theme/Gimmick Tokens

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Creature (8)

• 3x Auriok Champion
• 2x Bloodsoaked Champion
• 2x Butcher of the Horde
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Sorin, Solemn Visitor

Land (22)

• 4x Godless Shrine
• 4x Mana Confluence
• 4x Marsh Flats
• 5x Plains
• 3x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Enchantment (10)

• 2x Bitterblossom
• 4x Impact Tremors
• 4x Intangible Virtue

Instant (11)

• 2x Crackling Doom
• 2x Lightning Bolt
• 2x Path to Exile
• 3x Raise the Alarm
• 2x Secure the Wastes

Sorcery (7)

• 4x Lingering Souls
• 3x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 2x Blood Baron of Vizkopa
• 2x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 3x Spellskite

Enchantment (3)

• 3x Leyline of Sanctity

Artifact (2)

• 2x Relic of Progenitus

Instant (3)

• 3x Wear / Tear

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Stain the Mind

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You've just gotten to your dates house to pick her up jamming out to the new Nordic metal band Auriok Champion. All is well with the world looking sharp fresh whisker balm on that no shave November atrocity and you've even broke out your cleanest underwear. Then it hits you BUBBLEGUTS! Impact Tremors take hold and the most unbelievable colon-quaking Lightning Bolt of pain only second to when the Xenomorph bursts outta ole boy's chest in Aliens or watching Jamie Kennedy's film/standup, hits you in the back like a round house from The Bearded Mythic Legend Chuck Norris. You claw for you kidneys through your hips in agony questioning the week old Tijuana Marsh Flats 12BeanToiletcrusher w/ Xtra Guac you ate for noonfast. Outta nowhere you Cut loose The Butcher of the Horde a hasty 5/4 flyer that funks up your whole ride you hope your little ladies perfume can withstand the Swampy assault as she saunters to your whip you sadly hit the unlock button and she cracks the seal on your Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth but unfortunately her 120$ a thimble Doce & Gabananas only has a toughness of 1 and is unable to Secure the Wastes without reach so she takes 5 to the face left picking shrapnel from her hair, a mouthful of fruit from your Bitterblossom tree. Shocked by your Crackling Doom, a paralytic state ensues unable to make eye cotact with you the whole ride to Lobster Garden. Any hopes of getting her Intangible Virtue is shot and you drive off down your Path to Exile.

Top Ranked	Achieved #3 position overall 9 years ago
Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 2 Mythic Rares 24 - 8 Rares 12 - 5 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.11
Tokens	Emblem Sorin, Solemn Visitor, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Vampire 2/2 B, Warrior 1/1 W
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