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"He can cause a lot of pain and do it with no fuss. I just wish he wouldn't do it to us."

Because you enjoy taxing your opponent's landdrops, you play Zo-Zu the Punisher deck. Enjoy making friends!

The combos below are mostly in the maybeboard; I built the deck purely with land hatred in mind. However, feel free to swap in some of those toasty combos as you see fit.

  1. Isochron Scepter imprinting Final Fortune + Sundial of the Infinite = infinite turns
  2. Sword of Feast and Famine + Aggravated Assault + any equipped creature = infinite combat phases as long as you deal combat damage
  3. Rings of Brighthearth + Voltaic Key + Everflowing Chalice with four or more charge counters = infinite colorless mana
  4. Basalt Monolith + Rings of Brighthearth = infinite colorless mana
  5. Basalt Monolith + Rings of Brighthearth + Sensei's Divining Top = infinite mana and infinite card draw. Explanation: http://forums.mtgsalvation.com/showpost.php?p=8164298&postcount=122
  6. Basalt Monolith + Rings of Brighthearth + Voltaic Key + any artifact = infinite mana and infinite untaps of any artifact (notably: Planar Portal for infinite tutors, Myr Turbine for infinite tokens, and Lux Cannon to destroy any number of target permanents.
  7. Nim Deathmantle + Ashnod's Altar + Myr Battlesphere or any creature that puts 2+ tokens into play = infinite creatures and infinite tokens
  8. Prototype Portal + Ugin's Nexus + Claws of Gix / Phyrexia's Core = infinite turns
  9. Clock of Omens + Myr Turbine + Blasting Station = infinite creatures
  1. Enjoy saying "Forest" or "Plains" to butcher those mono colored decks your friends love to play with Wake of Destruction.
  1. Bend or Break 101.4. If multiple players would make choices and/or take actions at the same time, the active player (the player whose turn it is) makes any choices required, then the next player in turn order (usually the player seated to the active player’s left) makes any choices required, followed by the remaining nonactive players in turn order. Then the actions happen simultaneously. This rule is often referred to as the "Active Player, Nonactive Player (APNAP) order" rule.

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Revision 4 See all

(3 years ago)

Date added 7 years
Last updated 3 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

6 - 0 Mythic Rares

41 - 3 Rares

28 - 8 Uncommons

15 - 4 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.15
Tokens Copy Clone, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant
Folders Casual, EDH Multiplayer
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