Maelstrom Wanderer, Don't Tell My Wife

Commander / EDH Aggro Battlecruiser Goodstuff Multiplayer RUG (Temur)

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Creature (28)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Chancellor of the Spires
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Frost Titan
• 1x Identity Thief
• 1x Inferno Titan
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Mindclaw Shaman
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Sphinx of Uthuun
• 1x Thassa, Deep-Dwelling
• 1x Verdant Sun's Avatar
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Treachery
• 1x Warstorm Surge

Land (37)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 6x Forest
• 1x High Market
• 1x Homeward Path
• 5x Island
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mosswort Bridge
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Spinerock Knoll
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Instant (3)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Krosan Grip

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Crystal Shard
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Simic Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thran Dynamo

Sorcery (12)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Knowledge Exploitation
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Selvala's Stampede
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Stolen Identity
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Tooth and Nail

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This is my favorite deck to play. It's almost entirely built around etb effects.

There's 2 different strategies.

1. Ramp into an early wanderer and go for broke or
2. Play early cards to setup, taking advantage of your etbs waiting on the perfect time to cast wanderer.

The amount of times this deck has come out and won from a seemingly impossible situation is startling and hilarious.

If you can land Panharmonicon, Conjurer's Closet, or Flameshadow Conjuring things will get silly.

There are at least 2 infinite combos.

1. Kiki-Jiki and zealous conscripts.
2. Eternal Witness, time warp and something to flicker or clone Eternal witness.

Apart from the two infinite combos, there are so many awesome interactions.

Progenitor mimic allows for some crazy things. Similar things happen with mirage mirror. Multiple copies of pathbreaker ibex allows your creatures to get exponentially larger so it's a great target for rite of replication or the progenitor. Tooth and nail can fetch your infinite or something like Avenger of Zendikar and craterhoof or Avenger and ibex. Maybe a kiki jiki and something else.

Chancellor of the Spires is in here over Diluvian Primordial simply because it doesn't exile the spell that it casts so you can recast it multiple times if you have something like kiki jiki, Mimic vat, Conjurer's Closet or Identity Thief.

An early Crystal Shard helps control your opponents before it starts working for you.

Bribery, Mind's Dilation, Knowledge Exploitation, Mindclaw Shaman and Chancellor of the Spires all allow you to play your opponent's spells so choose wisely.

A well-timed Treachery or Bribery can win you the game. Sunbird's Invocation is just ridiculous sometimes but feel free to switch it out with warstorm surge of you're not feeling it. All in all this deck is super-fun to play.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	5 years
Exclude colors	WB
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	25 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 7 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.70
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Plant 0/1 G
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