Maelstrom's Mountainside Meat-Toboggan Massacre

Commander / EDH Haste Midrange RUG (Temur) Trample Zoo

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Creature (53)

• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Altered Ego
• 1x Bane of Progress
• 1x Beanstalk Giant
• 1x Brooding Saurian
• 1x Brutalizer Exarch
• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Clone
• 1x Combat Celebrant
• 1x Conquering Manticore
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Elvish Aberration
• 1x Farhaven Elf
• 1x Garruk's Packleader
• 1x Greenwarden of Murasa
• 1x Keeper of Fables
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Nacatl War-Pride
• 1x Ondu Giant
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Primordial Sage
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Prowling Serpopard
• 1x Quicksilver Gargantuan
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Shefet Monitor
• 1x Siege Behemoth
• 1x Soul of the Harvest
• 1x Spellbreaker Behemoth
• 1x Springbloom Druid
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth
• 1x Ulvenwald Hydra
• 1x Vesuvan Shapeshifter
• 1x Vizier of Many Faces
• 1x Wild Wanderer
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x World Breaker
• 1x Zealous Conscripts
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Imoti, Celebrant of Bounty
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Surrak Dragonclaw
• 1x Tishana, Voice of Thunder
• 1x Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
• 1x Venser, Shaper Savant
• 1x Kruphix, God of Horizons
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 1x Xenagos, God of Revels

Land (44)

• 14x Forest
• 8x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cinder Glade
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Opal Palace
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Commander (1)

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Freyalise, Llanowar's Fury

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Primal Surge

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Maelstrom Wanderer Goes Sledding (2021 Update!)

Step 1: Get to 8 Mana

Step 2: Cast Maelstrom

Step 3: MURDER SOMEBODY, OH YEAH!

Step 4: MURDER SOMEBODY ELSE!

Step 5: ...is anyone else still here? Anyone? Anyone?

Point of the deck? Turn dudes sideways. Turn all the dudes sideways! MEAT-TOBOGGAN MASSACRE! Sometimes we even do it on a Mountainside! (Say the deck name 3 times fast. Go ahead, I'll wait.)

Deck Building

1) First major deck building rule for this deck is that every cascade must be useful RIGHT THE @$%# NOW! What does this mean? It means my ramp also has to be creatures (in case what I want to do is punch someone) my Planeswalkers need to do a good versatile amount of things including produce creatures, ramp and/or draw.

2) Another building rule for this deck is that every creature should either be expendable (because I have more of whatever it is in the deck somewhere) or very difficult to remove, as well as do something like produce land/mana/draw or enable the rest of the deck (trample, unblockable, protection, etc). If it does all of those things then it is either Sakura-Tribe Elder or Nylea, God of the Hunt.

3) Final rule for this deck, people must fear me! The choices I make, and the cascades that follow, might be drastic and devastating ... or they might not, YOU DON'T KNOW! Don't worry about collateral damage, just worry about damage! If something is in the way, WE BLOW IT THE @$%& UP!

Draw Powah

As a creature and haste heavy deck, it is important that I always have more steam, especially should someone decided (rightly so) to blow up all my dudes. This is especially relevant because I can't really do much with my yard.

• Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• Soul of the Harvest
• Garruk's Packleader
• Primordial Sage
• ETC

We have all that draw, we run a little bit of infinite hand-size, because discard is scary and sometimes discard is basically forever gone.

• Reliquary Tower
• Kruphix, God of Horizons

Getting It Through

...THEIR THICK SKULL!

Unblockable and trample is KEY to making sure that the damage I put on board is damage that my opponent takes. We can not ride the meat-toboggan unless we make the THE FREAKING TOBOGGAN! We must massacre, so that we may toboggan.

Unblockable

• Archetype of Imagination
• Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• Siege Behemoth
• ETC

Trample

• Nylea, God of the Hunt
• Pathbreaker Ibex
• Thunderfoot Baloth
• ETC

Protection

I ain't no coward, but theft and counter magic (as well as removal in general) are things we have to deal with.

Theft Protection

• Homeward Path
• Brooding Saurian

Counter/Removal Protection

• Surrak Dragonclaw
• Prowling Serpopard
• ETC

These cards are also known as the "STAY THE &%$# OUT OF MY @#%$#@& TURN YOU #$%@&%$!" suit of anti-removal and counter magic.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	16 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	5.36
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elf Druid 1/1 G, Morph 2/2 C, On an Adventure, Spirit 1/1 C, Vizier of Many Faces 0/0 W
Folders	EDH Current