Magic the Gentlemen's the Drinking Game: E2 Rules

Casual* Spirits

ChesterChumpass

Creature (365)

• 364x Cheatyface
• 1x Frilled Oculus

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Now this here's a drinking game we can get behind. After all, we're not JUST here to get drunk. We're here to have a good time. We're here to have a game almost too annoyingly silly to even contemplate.

Ground Rules and Explanations:

• Play with Furman Free mulligan. Players may draw as many 7 card hands as they wish, but discarded hands are not re-shuffled into the deck before the next hand is drawn. If you cannot draw another 7 card hand, you must keep the hand you have.

• Some costs require you to tap (As in "You have , : ...). You tap yourself by hitting yourself in the forehead with the flat of your hand. You untap during your own untap step, like anything else.

• The white Phyrexian mana symbol denotes a drink. To drink, take a sip of liquor, or a swig of beer or mix drink. You may substitute for .

• The red Phyrexian mana symbol denotes a chug. To chug, take a shot of liquor, or take a big old drink (at least a cup) of your beer or mix drink. Please know your limits when it comes to alcohol. You may substitute for .

Playing the Game

At the start of the starting player's upkeep, roll a D20. The rule with the corresponding number will remain in effect until that player's next upkeep. When it is that player's upkeep again, roll the D20 to determine the next rule.

The Rules

1. I Ain't Dead While There's Booze In My Body - If your life becomes 0 or you cannot draw a card from your library, or an effect would cause you to lose the game, you may , . If you do, discard your hand, shuffle your graveyard into your library, then exile the top 7 cards of your library. You gain 15 life and draw 7 cards.

2. Silly Talks - You must speak in an accent that isn't naturally your own. If you get caught talking in another accent you must either tap a creature or .

3. You Go This Way, I'll Go Home - You have ", : Target creature you control takes your place until your next turn. (Damage that would be applied to you is applied to it instead, and effects that would target you target it instead)."

4. Return of the Chosen One - You have ", : Cast a spell from any player's exile without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only any time you could play a sorcery."

5. Bet You'd Like That, Nerd - Players whose turn it is not have ": Tap target nonland permanent active player controls."

6. Damn, This New Guy Is Swole - Creature spells in your hand have "Multikicker (You may pay an additional any number of times as you cast this spell.) This creature enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked."

7. The Squid Rule - You may have one of your creature cards gain Aspect of Squid (pronounced sqwad). Creatures cards retain AoS for the remainder of the game, regardless of the zone they are in. A creature with AoS cannot deal lethal damage to another player. No player may take an action that would destroy a creature with AoS, including but not limited to: forcing it to enter combat with a creature that would destroy it, targeting it with a spell that would destroy it, or casting a spell that would destroy all creatures. Each player may control only one creature with Aspect of Squid.

   or, if players already have SquidsNegative, No Retreat - Creatures you control attack this turn if able. If a blocking creature would be destroyed, that creature's controller must pay and the blocking creature is not destroyed. If they are unwilling or unable to do this, they may not assign that creature as a blocker. No stepping back, no stepping forward, and no destroying Reaper forces.

8. Cards, Please - You have ": Draw a card."

9. Colors, Please - Lands you control have ", : Add one mana of any color to your mana pool."

10. Tutor, Please - You have ", : Search your library for a card, reveal it, then put it into your hand. Shuffle your library."

11. Taking You With Me - You have ", : Target player pays ."

12. Scare Away The Fucking Birds - Creatures with flying have "You may have this creature lose flying for as long as it remains on the battlefield. If you don't, sacrifice it."

13. The Outside Card Rule - You have ", : You may get a card that you own from outside the game and cast it without paying its mana cost. It can't be countered. If that card has in its mana cost, can be any non-negative integer." If players don't want to take the time to actually go and get the card, just make sure everyone knows what it is.

14. I Can't Read - Players may deliberately misinterpret the rules on their cards. If those interpretations are not challenged, they go into effect. If those interpretations are challenged, players must immediately explain that they can't read or else drink .

15. Thanks, Bro - Players may block for each other as if they were on a team. You have ", : Return target card in an opponent's graveyard to that opponent's hand."

16. Swap Or Nah - Players vote for Swappsies or Booze. If Swappsies wins, each player rotates one seat to the right, switching battlefields, hands, and libraries. If there is a tie or Booze wins, each player pays .

17. Let's Crank It Up - You have ", : Until your next turn, if a source you control would produce mana, it produces twice that much mana instead. Draw 3 cards."

18. Our Guys Are Too Small - You have ", : Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Each opponent may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature he or she controls. For each opponent who does, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control."

19. If Only We Had Some Combo Pieces - Players vote for Aluren or Curio. If Aluren wins, the table gets an emblem with "Any player may play creature cards with converted mana cost 3 or less without paying their mana cost and as though they had flash." If Curio wins, the table gets an emblem with "Whenever a nonartifact permanent enters the battlefield under a player's control, that player may return another permanent they control that shares a permanent type with it to its owner's hand." Table emblems last until the end of the current game.

20. I Need To Borrow This You have ": Gain control of target permanent until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn."

Let's get goofy.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	364 - 0 Uncommons 1 - 0 Commons
Cards	365
Avg. CMC	3.00