Behold, the most janked up thing in MTG... COIN FLIPPING!
Like, seriously, why is this even in the game? This is a card game, why would you... eh, never mind, I'll deal with it.
ANYWAYS, I started looking at some cards, and came across a few funny ones.
Ral Zarek
was one of them. Imagine taking 5 EXTRA TURNS! THAT'S JUST WICKED.
And then I found
Chance Encounter
, and that's when I said "A DECK MUST BE MADE!" so here it is!
The idea is to drop a
Chance Encounter
and then start going crazy on coin flip cards. Krark's Thumb is here to make sure you win EVERY coin flip. And if you lose both flips... well, you must have some horrible luck. Like me! LET'S BE HORRIBLE LUCK BUDDIES!
Ahem, sorry, well, you get the idea. Get some crazy board presence with your coin flips, throw in some extra turns in there for even MORE coin flips, and just go CRAZAY.
We have Electrolyze in there for some card draw, as well as Fiery Gambit (MOTHER OF MERCY THIS CARD IS OFFICIALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITES), and
Squee's Revenge
.
Heck, there's even an instant win combo in this deck! If Chance Encounter + Frenetic Efreet
are out, then you can stack the Efreet's ability about... oh, I don't know, maybe FOUR QUADRILLION TIMES!? Just win 10 of those flips, and you win the game! And if you activate his ability 4 quadrillion times, and can't even win 10 of those flips... I'm here for ya man... I'm sure you can find the help you're looking for.
And then there's the Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind + Ral Zarek
combo. Lord cheez-its that's the coolest thing ever, ISN'T IT!? HAHAHAH!!!!! :DDDD
Allllllrighty gentlemen and gentlewomen (huh... apparently spell check thinks gentlewomen is actually a word... good to know), if you enjoyed this FANTABULASTICAL deck (fantabulastical isn't a word!? THOSE PIECES OF CRAP), then shoot it a +1! I'm waiting patiently for next week for a
Barren Glory
deck! Can't wait to make that one!
Keep up the awesome work fellow Johnnies, and stay classy T/O! :D
