The recent printing of Lynde, Cheerful Tormentor (who happens to exist in my very favorite color combination) means I can now realize one of my long-standing dreams: a deck all about curses!

As there are only 39 curses in the game, and only 30 of those are in Grixis colors, (and only so many of those are any good) there's also a lot of "Enchantments Matter," Constellation, and Enchantment Creature cards, pulled mostly from Theros.

One thing you can do is to try and weave a wide web of "Whenever you play an enchantment..." triggers, and then reap the rewards when you do play your enchantments, which you should be able to do multiple times a turn, once you get going.

Lynde's ability of moving curses from yourself to others, and then drawing two cards, means it is often worthwhile to curse yourself, ideally at the end of the last turn before yours, using Leyline of Anticipation or Vedalken Orrery. Then during your upkeep, you transfer the curse over to one of your unfortunate opponents and draw your extra cards.

Curse of Thirst and Curse of Bloodletting work especially well together if you start copying them with cards like Mirrormade, Estrid's Invocation, Copy Enchantment, et cetera. Let's say you have both Bloodletting and Thirst attached to one opponent: they're taking 1 damage for each curse, which is 2, doubled by Bloodletting to 4 damage during their upkeep. Now if you play Mirrormade on Curse of Bloodletting, they'll have 3 curses, 2 of which double the damage they take during their upkeep: 3 damage, doubled to 6 by Bloodletting, doubled again to 12 by the other Bloodletting. Play Copy Enchantment on Curse of Thirst, and they'll have 4 curses, 2 of which will deal one to them for each curse (2 damage per curse times 4 curses = 8 damage) and the other 2 of which will work together to quadruple that amount (32 damage). Now we're tormenting!

A great thing about Miss Cheerful Tormentor is that she recycles your curses if they go to the graveyard for any reason. This makes it worthwhile to play cards that let you sacrifice your own enchantments, like Claws of Gix, Infernal Tribute, God-Eternal Bontu, and others. Then when you sacrifice them, Lynde recurs them and moves them around and draws you cards and stuff. It can also be fun to make non-legendary copies of Lynde with Spark Double or Sakashima of a Thousand Faces; then you can move multiple curses around every upkeep, and draw two cards for each. Say you've managed to make two non-legendary copies of Lynde, for a total of three Lyndes in play at once, and you play God-Eternal Bontu, sacrificing three of the curses you have attached to your opponent(s). Bontu will draw you three cards, and then each Lynde will draw you another two cards during your next upkeep. For best results, flash in Bontu with Vedalken Orrery or Leyline of Anticipation right before your turn, to draw a total of nine cards in one flurry of curse-recursion.

And as a fun side note about Lynde, if you look closely at her, you will see she is holding a voodoo doll of the unlucky planeswalker featured in Curse of Verbosity, Curse of Disturbance, and Curse of Opulence, and I think that's pretty great.

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Date added 3 years
Last updated 2 years
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This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

6 - 0 Mythic Rares

32 - 0 Rares

19 - 0 Uncommons

13 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.39
Tokens Day, Gold, Night, Zombie 2/2 B
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