My second entry for the unhinged contest, people want to see a fast win? How bout turn 1?
If possible you want to win with this deck on turn 1, settle for turn 2 if you absolutely have to. XD But seriously, since this deck relatively ignore's board state, it would be in its best interest to win by turn 5 (assuming you have to hardcast EVERYTHING, which is unlikely)
Here's the plan, get mana screw out, pump Tinker into it, drop mox lotus, infinite mana win with Greater Morphling (+ Cardboard Carapace if you want to take a 1 turn swing instead of 2), or Blast from the Past. This is supported by Blacker lotus, and tons of tutor cards, allowing even the most terrible possible hands tow in by turn 3, with most winning turns 1-4.
Don't be afraid to gamble for a turn 2 tinker with your free mana if you have tinker, mana screw, and an island in hand!
If your bored and don't have a way to get mox lotus, Mana Screw + blacker lotus can painstakingly and time consumingly feed its way up to the 25-80 mana needed to insta win.
If your opponent stops you or you somehow get extremely unlucky, use Chaos Confetti to wipe out their board.
A sideboard for this deck is relatively unneeded, put in some filler for messing with your opponent.
