I like Team Magic Carpet for a name.

I really don't like fatal fumes. Only 12/30 of the common creatures have toughness at 2 or less, and 5 of those have built in ways to increase their toughness, so it consistently hits only 7/30 of the commons. Also, only 8/18 uncommon creatures have 2 or less (not including trostani's summoner or ascended lawmage), and one of those is goblin test pilot, which no one will play main board. Therefore, it only kills about a third of the creatures we will see, and as 3x dgm is format of bombs, they won't even be the relevant ones. Besides, as I said before, this is 3x of a small set, we will see overpriced and inefficient removal again. However, the only other good 2-drops in orzhov are boros mastiff and tithe drinker, and neither of those is better than the scrivener. Scrivener is basically the best early game we could hope for.

@DeckBuilder345, sorry about the bad formatting, I'll be sure to do it right in the future.