Meme Trash Poetics EDH

Commander / EDH* Aggro Budget Discard Mill UB (Dimir)

George_Time

Creature (70)

• 1x Amphin Pathmage
• 1x Archaeomancer
• 1x Banshee of the Dread Choir
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Bubbling Beebles
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Cadaver Imp
• 1x Champion of Stray Souls
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Cunning Lethemancer
• 1x Cursed Minotaur
• 1x Daggerdrome Imp
• 1x Deathcult Rogue
• 1x Deep-Sea Kraken
• 1x Deepfathom Skulker
• 1x Demon of Wailing Agonies
• 1x Driver of the Dead
• 1x Duskmantle Guildmage
• 1x Elusive Spellfist
• 1x Farbog Revenant
• 1x Flitterstep Eidolon
• 1x Fogwalker
• 1x Gravelgill Duo
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Gurmag Swiftwing
• 1x Hada Spy Patrol
• 1x Havengul Lich
• 1x Headhunter
• 1x Infiltrator il-Kor
• 1x Inkfathom Infiltrator
• 1x Jace's Phantasm
• 1x Kapsho Kitefins
• 1x Keymaster Rogue
• 1x Liliana's Reaver
• 1x Liliana's Specter
• 1x Lu Xun, Scholar General
• 1x Maalfeld Twins
• 1x Manic Scribe
• 1x Master of Predicaments
• 1x Mercurial Pretender
• 1x Mnemonic Wall
• 1x Mogis's Marauder
• 1x Mortus Strider
• 1x Nighthowler
• 1x Nightveil Specter
• 1x Okiba-Gang Shinobi
• 1x Pharika's Chosen
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Quag Vampires
• 1x Rakshasa Gravecaller
• 1x Rancid Rats
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Sea Gate Oracle
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Shadow Alley Denizen
• 1x Shadowmage Infiltrator
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Shimian Specter
• 1x Shriekgeist
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Siren of the Silent Song
• 1x Sneaky Homunculus
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Trespassing Souleater
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Vectis Agents
• 1x Whirler Rogue
• 1x Woodlot Crawler
• 1x Zombie Outlander

Artifact (17)

• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Bonehoard
• 1x Briber's Purse
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Hot Soup
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Land (36)

• 1x Bad River
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 12x Island
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Nephalia Drownyard
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Alexi's Cloak
• 1x Bottomless Pit
• 1x Greed
• 1x Larceny
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Thopter Spy Network

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Liliana of the Dark Realms

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Anticipate
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Countersquall
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Dissipate
• 1x Faerie Trickery
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Memory Plunder
• 1x Opportunity
• 1x Psychic Strike
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Silumgar's Command
• 1x Spoils of Evil
• 1x Thought Scour
• 1x Void Shatter
• 1x Weave Fate

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Baral's Expertise
• 1x Cabal Conditioning
• 1x Capital Punishment
• 1x Covenant of Minds
• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Gild
• 1x Mind Grind
• 1x Spelltwine
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Traumatize
• 1x Unnerve
• 1x Whispering Madness

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Dismantled since mill & discard is bothersome to people, I couldn't ever focus or dial down on a concept, and meh, was taking too long to get together

Inspired by this deck: Meme Trash Poetics which in turn was spawned from this deck. 3meta5me!

Wasting time, milling cards, discarding notions, and just being ornery. Seems like a fun time to me :)

No idea if this will actually be decent of if it'll just suck a little less than its prior incarnation.

It's been expanded to include more evasivey type things, and I'll trim it down to playable size eventually.

More of a swing & discard focus than milling, but I'll likely try to include some just to be a bother. Vela's a better commander option due to the evasion she provides, and Phenax for now is in the 99, but he may catch the cut too

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 46 - 0 Uncommons 45 - 0 Commons
Cards	161
Avg. CMC	3.50
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Liliana of the Dark Realms, Gold, Manifest 2/2 C, Morph 2/2 C, Phyrexian Germ 0/0 B, Thopter 1/1 C, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	Disassembled