Michael Bay's Chubby

Legacy Casual Four Color Land Destruction Theme/Gimmick

Redstorm86

Creature (14)

• 3x Acidic Slime
• 3x Avalanche Riders
• 4x Bloodbraid Elf
• 4x Fulminator Mage

Land (24)

• 4x Arid Mesa
• 3x Blood Crypt
• 4x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 2x Godless Shrine
• 1x Mountain
• 2x Overgrown Tomb
• 2x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 2x Verdant Catacombs

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Pernicious Deed

Artifact (4)

• 2x Engineered Explosives
• 2x Ratchet Bomb

Instant (4)

• 2x Abrupt Decay
• 2x Beast Within

Sorcery (12)

• 3x Damnation
• 3x Day of Judgment
• 2x Pyroclasm
• 4x Vindicate

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Maybeboard

Creature (4)

• 4x Storm Crow

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On the set of his most recent shooting, Michael Bay witnessed two boom operators playing Magic at the crafts services table. Determined to make himself a legend in all things mortal, the award-winning director commissioned me to make this deck.

After submitting a streamlined decklist with a low curve and unparalleled aggressiveness, Michael Bay tossed it into the punch bowl and slapped my face. After wiping off his hands, the furious movie-magician demanded more explosions and destruction. "If you ever want to work in this town again you will help me envision my explosive masterpiece." He was noticeably erect.

Help me build the most Jank griefer deck. There are two rules.

1) Cards must either feature Fire or Destruction

                        Or

2) Cards must contain "Destroy" in the textbox.

Thank You, Storm, assistant to Film Jesus

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Legacy legal.
Rarity (main - side)	44 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.19
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G