Chris Farley's Defender Deck

Standard BUG (Sultai) Combo Control Four Color Ramp

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Creature (14)

• 1x AEtherling
• 4x Axebane Guardian
• 1x Colossus of Akros
• 1x Phenax, God of Deception
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 3x Wall of Frost

Planeswalker (8)

• 4x Jace, Architect of Thought
• 2x Kiora, the Crashing Wave
• 2x Vraska the Unseen

Land (24)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 4x Forest
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Swamp
• 4x Temple of Deceit
• 3x Temple of Mystery
• 4x Watery Grave

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Primeval Bounty

Artifact (1)

• 1x Elixir of Immortality

Instant (9)

• 2x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 2x Devour Flesh
• 2x Hero's Downfall
• 2x Psychic Strike

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 3x Hover Barrier

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Vraska the Unseen

Artifact (2)

• 2x Pithing Needle

Instant (9)

• 2x Bile Blight
• 2x Doom Blade
• 3x Golgari Charm
• 2x Negate

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"It's hard to lose when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!!!!"

Favorite Chris Farley quote of all time, and it is the theme of this deck. Concept is to leave up defenders and "ramp" into a bigger win condition.

WIN CONS:

• Phenax, God of Deception = turns all of my walls into milling engines

• Primeval Bounty = allows me to create 3/3 tokens to swarm my opponent after I cast each wall, or to simply pump an existing creature to attack with

• Colossus of Akros = an indestructible creature who becomes a 20/20 trampler when turned monstrous and can attack

• AEtherling = allows me to "sneak attack" my opponent while leaving up defenders

• Vraska the Unseen = mostly for removal, but CAN win with assassin tokens

• Kiora, the Crashing Wave = RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 1 Mythic Rares 28 - 2 Rares 6 - 8 Uncommons 8 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.17
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Player Killer, Beast 3/3 G, Emblem Kiora, the Crashing Wave, Kraken 9/9 U