So you think you're smarter, stronger, and better-looking than all your friends? You want to play Magic, but you're bored with turning cardboard sideways or staring at a computer screen? You want to LIVE the game? Well, then, step up and show 'em what you got! This is the deck that gets your blood pumping, your body moving, and your mind racing! Here's how it works: Set the stage with Opt, Preordain, and Rampant Growth. Find a sucker and pull them in with Face to Face, then let them choose the next round with Guided Passage. Here's the first secret: the only creature they can grab for you is Melek, Izzet Paragon. Find more saps and roll them up with Lightning Storm and Chain of Acid, then drop your whammy: Cast Unexpected Results off the topdeck with Melek, Izzet Paragon, and you can get not one, not two, not even three, but FOUR minigames! Imagine that value: two Goblin Games and two Illicit Auctions for just four mana! You know you're the best, so here's your chance to prove it!
To make this deck more serious (but still keep the bursts of randomness), remove Side to Side, Mouth to Mouth, Illicit Auction, Face to Face, Goblin Game, and Chain of Acid; the sideboard cards are my suggestions based on interesting effects and random cards I had lying around. If you have better ideas, throw them in. If you have some better lands you don't mind putting into a cheap gimmick deck, throw those in, too. The maybeboard is a collection of more expensive and technical cards that could go in.
