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Mommy Marchesa's Odyssey UwU

Commander / EDH UBR (Grixis)

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Moons and years ago I started playing EDH. Marchesa was my first deck, and a foreboding sign of my developing taste for MILFS. Now I can't have fun without believing that somehow my actions will lead to an older woman believing my seed worthy of herself being branded "Sexual Predator". These addictions are what drive all of us, I'm sure. I'm addicted to playing this deck, and really wish I still enjoyed Magic: The Gathering (A Hasbro Hustle). Do not comment any smart-ass shit like "Where is your third shockland? It's a three color deck. You should have three shocklands. They are good even though you pay two life. Life is a resource." Any of this bullshit pseudo-tech will result in a swift ban from my Twitch channel; I have my mods combing IPs as we speak.

Anyways,

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Date added 6 years
Last updated 6 years
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

12 - 0 Mythic Rares

37 - 0 Rares

24 - 0 Uncommons

7 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.59
Tokens Morph 2/2 C, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink
Folders good commanders to beat these guys
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