mono-douche.dek

Commander / EDH* Aggro BRG (Jund) Combo

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Creature (31)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloodbraid Elf
• 1x Burning-Tree Emissary
• 1x Chancellor of the Forge
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1x Elvish Visionary
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fierce Empath
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Genesis Hydra
• 1x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Orcish Lumberjack
• 1x Priest of Gix
• 1x Priest of Urabrask
• 1x Purphoros, God of the Forge
• 1x Reckless Bushwhacker
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide
• 1x Skullmulcher
• 1x Wall of Blossoms
• 1x Wall of Roots
• 1x Wood Elves

Artifact (4)

• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Sol Ring

Land (31)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Badlands
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x Karplusan Forest
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Sylvan Library

Commander (1)

Instant (18)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Autumn's Veil
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Fatal Push
• 1x Guttural Response
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Natural State
• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast
• 1x Seedtime
• 1x Shred Memory
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Tainted Pact

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dimir Machinations
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

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the name

my friends and I were playing a game and one of them was about to win on his next turn. I managed to pull off a combo and win. So in his disbelieving and simulated anger, he said my deck was only made out of douche, therefore it was a mono-douche.dek

foreward:

this deck is a combo deck, a combo deck with multiple paths to victory. its also has elements of aggro. It does well in commander duels but its shines in multiplayer.

The general:

compared to the other jund general i feel like prossh is the best one. He is a sac outlet and can create tokens as an enter the battlefield effect. he lends himself better to combos than kresh or the sekkuar.

strategy:

early game is mostly ramping and removing things that might hinder your combos/aggro strategies

mid game is trying to set up a combo while other players are fighting among themselves or when faced with alot of blue players in multiplayer and duel, you try to make them waste ressources like counters or removal spells.

late game is setting of the combos or aggro strategy and either taking everyone down at the same time or taking out threatning players first( aka blue players)

combos:

Food Chain + Prossh, Skyraider of Kher = infinite tokens + Purphoros, God of the Forge for infinte damage

any creature+ Hatred : kills one person, better used in duel commander or to kill the other last person standing<

prossh, skyraider of kher + xenagos, gods of the revels = insta kill someone

Beastmaster Ascension + Prossh, Skyraider of Kher = insta kill someone

Prossh,Skyraider of Kher or Avenger of Zendikar + Craterhoof Behemoth = why, hello there

cards that haven't pulled their weight:

Jarad's Orders : its nice to tutor but I usually have either better plays or better tutors

Mikaeus, the Unhallowed : hes nice with Woodfall Primus but doesn't really add anything else to the deck

Domri Rade : hes really needs a deck with more creatures and mine seems to be too low to be able to use him effectively

Chainer's Edict : socery speed nuff said

Date added	10 years
Last updated	5 years
Key combos	Avenger of Zendikar + Craterhoof Behemoth Food Chain + Prossh, Skyraider of Kher
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 22 - 0 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	97
Avg. CMC	2.29
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Goblin 1/1 R, Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R