Ever sit down and thought to yourself

"Wow, this grouphug deck needs less colours."

Wait no more, it's here, the worst deck you have fun playing. This is not to meant to win, it's meant to make people lose. Everyone likes drawing cards, why not copy some wheels? Everyone likes smashing face, why not give them some creatures?

Hi, I'm teagasm and I'm here to give you reasons not to play this deck. Wait, why make a list public if you don't want people to play it? Well I want to play it, that doesn't mean it should be played though. These 2 options are vastly different and come down to the very fundamentals of you selfworth (I have none) Sure, if you like getting killed fast, want people to like you by letting them draw cards, go ahead. Play this list. (group hug dies first, but good guys finish second)

Oh, you're still reading this, why... Notable inclusions are

  1. Infinite Combo's: Godo, Bandit Warlord + Helm of the Host , Dualcaster Mage + Heat Shimmer

  2. Cute interactions UwU: Blasphemous Act + Repercussion

  3. Copy effects: Hell copy someone else's stuff, who would put these cards in one pile, absolute mad lad

  4. 35 lands: I would put 35 Mountain but I'm not man enough, please dont punish me senpai

  5. 99 Cards cause Sol Ring is balanced

  6. Lists that count up to 6

  7. I take that last one back

Chaos too mean? Regular grouphug got you down? Tired of comboing out on t3?

Don't play this deck, and wonder why it haunts your dreams and fills your nightmares.

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Date added 5 years
Last updated 5 years
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Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

1 - 0 Mythic Rares

50 - 0 Rares

12 - 0 Uncommons

5 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.22
Tokens Copy Clone, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Lightning Rager, Soldier 1/1 W, Survivor 1/1 R
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