Monstrous Green Cockles

Standard Budget GU (Simic)

Haemogoblin

Creature (24)

• 4x Centaur Battlemaster
• 2x Deadly Recluse
• 2x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Horizon Chimera
• 3x Karametra's Acolyte
• 2x Leafcrown Dryad
• 4x Nemesis of Mortals
• 1x Nimbus Swimmer
• 2x Reverent Hunter
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 2x Voyaging Satyr

Land (22)

• 13x Forest
• 9x Island

Enchantment (11)

• 4x Alpha Authority
• 3x Aqueous Form
• 4x Ordeal of Thassa

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bow of Nylea

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Slime Molding

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Sideboard

Artifact (3)

• 3x Pithing Needle

Instant (8)

• 2x Essence Scatter
• 3x Mending Touch
• 3x Negate

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Fade into Antiquity

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First attempt at a proper budget build. Hoping to take this to FNM in a week!

With some chunky/chompy early blockers and a couple of the nice things this deck aims to get fatties on the field without costing an arm and a leg (unless you're counting your dismembered opponent).

Star of the show would be the Centaur Battlemaster slapped with a variety of today's fashionable and stylish Enchantments. Going natural with an Ordeal of Nylea for that down to earth feel, or add a spontaneous burst of inspiration with an Ordeal of Thassa . Hell, why not do both? And with that extra mana slap on your best Aqueous Form.

So your opponent traded the recluse early? Maybe droppkicked a poor centaur too? Well the schoolyard prefect Nemesis of Mortals would like a word!

In short, small things become fat things, fat things become fatter things and opponents become flatter things!

Date added	11 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 3 - 3 Rares 21 - 2 Uncommons 13 - 10 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.87
Tokens	Ooze X/X G